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Category: Canadian Jokes/Canada vs USA Jokes

From:	Canadaka
Author:	Unknown
Added:	October 03, 2005
Modified:	October 03, 2005
Views:	56711
Votes:	627
Rating:	6.39

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American Teacher at Canadian at School:

A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is an American. She asks her students to raise their hands if they were American too.

Not really knowing why but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like flashy fireworks.

There is, however, one exception. A girl named Kristen has not gone along with the crowd.

The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because I am not an American."

"Then", asks the teacher, "what are you?"

"I’m a proud Canadian," boasts the little girl.

The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Kristen why she is a Canadian. "Well, my mom and dad are Canadians, so I’m a Canadian too."

The teacher is now angry. "That’s no reason," she says loudly. "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?"

A pause, and a smile. "Then," says Kristen, "I’d be an American."

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Posted By: doopitydoop	lol
Posted By: Anonymous	Hahahha, I've heard that one before, and it's funny every time I read it! :D
Posted By: Anonymous	LMFAO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA im in an all american school and that happened to me LMFAO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Posted By: Anonymous	awesome joke it reminds me of what my kid would say lmao
Posted By: Anonymous	ahahah lmaooo FUNNII<3 luv it
Posted By: Canadian_Ghost	Lol Nice
Posted By: Arctic_Menace	Hey anonymous guy three posts above me, shut up, and stopd being so damn ignorant and assholish. It's really not helping the image of your country, which I'm assuming is America....
Posted By: Draken	lol
Posted By: Richie12792	Lol that was pretty good, it'd work for any 2 countries thought. And Anonymous don't take it so seriously, It's just humour lol. I'm American and I think its not too bad of a joke.
Posted By: btm11	lol, this made me laugh!
Posted By: Stoneymcstoned420	eh. its aight i guess
Posted By: Anonymous	This proves that young kids are smarter than adults....doesnt this reminds you of a show called " are you smarter than a 5th grader?" even though i never seen that show
Posted By: Anonymous	LMAO! Pwned, I told it to a friend and she laughed so hard. btw, the teacher walked into that one.

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