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Iran salutes U.S. Navy for Somali pirate rescue
Translation: Iran thank the U.S. for doing something it could never do because it's run by a bunch of moronic, psychotic douche bags.
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Iran's hard-line Fars news agency had a different take, calling the rescue operation a Hollywood dramatization of a routine event.
Oh look there's something that proves my point. That didn't take long.
