DNOOR DNOOR:
WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE BEST THING I SHOULD DO???
Firstly, I'd roll a few hundred in small bills and put them in a condom and swallow it. It will be useful to have cash on 'the inside' where you are going. Be sure to keep a credit card with a high limit inside your shoe, for when the guards steal your wallet contents, and just in case you don't get sent for interrogation.
Eat lots on th eplane, bring snacks. It'll make you look superhuman when they put you in a cell for 3 days with no food and water. Also be sure to evacuate your colon before landing, just to make the cavity search easier for them.
Oh, and don't post in all caps. Have a nice day.