PublicAnimalNo9 PublicAnimalNo9:
Just throwing this out there but... if this really is something serious, seems like Venezuela, or more precisely, Chavez, is
trying to get the US to come kick his ass

Yes, Jabba The Hutt Hugo Chavaz wants to have the evil yankies to attack his
island paradise to make himself a hero, so far we aren't bitting.
His boyfriend Fidel is probably telling him about the fun and glorious days of the Cuban Missile Crisis in one of their pillow talk moments.