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PostPosted: Fri Apr 29, 2011 6:25 pm
 


Title: Accused rapist says alleged victim stole his sperm
Category: Law & Order
Posted By: Hyack
Date: 2011-04-29 17:05:21
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 29, 2011 6:25 pm
 


I'm not sure what "Bull Shit" in French is but this jerk has certainly brought new depths of meaning to the phrase.

I used to think Members of the US Congress were master at spewing this stuff but this JO put all of them to shame.

I hope when he gets to jail that his fellow prison mates pass him around like a peace pipe.


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PostPosted: Fri Apr 29, 2011 6:31 pm
 


If she stole the sperm, wouldn't she be the rapist?


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PostPosted: Fri Apr 29, 2011 7:08 pm
 


Hide ya Sons
Hide ya poolboys
and Hide ya Husbands, cause they stealin all ya sperm out there


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PostPosted: Fri Apr 29, 2011 7:43 pm
 


DanSC DanSC:
If she stole the sperm, wouldn't she be the rapist?


Imagine every rapist in the world trying to "redefine" the situation and
accuse the victims of stealing their sperm.

The solution is simple: To all you Rapists have your gonads chopped off
then these women attempting to steal your sperm by having you rape them
will be out of luck and you will be safe.


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PostPosted: Fri Apr 29, 2011 8:04 pm
 


ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL

Please, go back to where you came from. If you don't know how babies are made, you are too stupid to live in this country, and you sure as hell didn't come here as a skilled worker.


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PostPosted: Fri Apr 29, 2011 8:10 pm
 


Isn't that how lawyers are born?


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PostPosted: Fri Apr 29, 2011 8:43 pm
 


ShepherdsDog ShepherdsDog:
Isn't that how lawyers are born?



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PostPosted: Fri Apr 29, 2011 8:49 pm
 


Hey this was on CSI once. TV shows, helping criminals come up with utter bs excuses since the 1960s. :lol:


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PostPosted: Fri Apr 29, 2011 10:34 pm
 


I wonder, when he's in prison, if he'll worry about becoming pregnant?


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PostPosted: Fri Apr 29, 2011 11:33 pm
 


Brenda Brenda:
ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL

Please, go back to where you came from. If you don't know how babies are made, you are too stupid to live in this country, and you sure as hell didn't come here as a skilled worker.

Brenda,
He is too stupid to live.





PostPosted: Sat Apr 30, 2011 6:02 am
 


Visions of harmony
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Hilaire Ndyat's vision for a more harmonious world is what drives him in everything he does. Born in the Democratic Republic of Congo, he came to Canada in 1996 as a refugee in pursuit of a better life. Along with achieving this goal, now it's Ndyat who is making other immigrants' dreams of a better life in Canada come true.
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“I wrote articles for the newspaper addressing the corruption in the refugee camps, and the government did not like it. I was treated like an insect,” he recalls.


Usually, if I find a spider in the house I get some paper towel and carry it outside. I'd step on this one.


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PostPosted: Sat Apr 30, 2011 6:31 am
 


Brenda Brenda:
ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL

Please, go back to where you came from. If you don't know how babies are made, you are too stupid to live in this country, and you sure as hell didn't come here as a skilled worker.


Well, remember in Africa they believe having sex with a virgin will cure you of HIV/AIDS.


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PostPosted: Sat Apr 30, 2011 7:05 am
 


Curtman Curtman:
Visions of harmony
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Hilaire Ndyat's vision for a more harmonious world is what drives him in everything he does. Born in the Democratic Republic of Congo, he came to Canada in 1996 as a refugee in pursuit of a better life. Along with achieving this goal, now it's Ndyat who is making other immigrants' dreams of a better life in Canada come true.
...
“I wrote articles for the newspaper addressing the corruption in the refugee camps, and the government did not like it. I was treated like an insect,” he recalls.


Usually, if I find a spider in the house I get some paper towel and carry it outside. I'd step on this one.


I've got some news for you Mr Ndyat you ARE an insect and you NEED to be stepped on.


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PostPosted: Sat Apr 30, 2011 7:12 am
 


ShepherdsDog ShepherdsDog:
Brenda Brenda:
ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL

Please, go back to where you came from. If you don't know how babies are made, you are too stupid to live in this country, and you sure as hell didn't come here as a skilled worker.


Well, remember in Africa they believe having sex with a virgin will cure you of HIV/AIDS.
And that is exactly the reason why we should be careful with what we let in...


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