[Newsbot]

Title: Radio Shack store offers free gun with satellite purchase
Category: Business
Posted By: Hyack
Date: 2011-03-25 18:08:50

[Hyack]

Open a new bank account.....get a gun!
Buy a new truck.....get a gun!
Buy a satellite dish.....get a gun!
It amazes me gun shops in the US are able to stay in business, most of their money must come from repairs and servicing firearms as it seems no matter what you buy in the country, it comes with a free gun.....what do you get when you buy a gun.... a free frontal lobotomy????

[DerbyX]

Hyack Hyack:

Open a new bank account.....get a gun!
Buy a new truck.....get a gun!
Buy a satellite dish.....get a gun!
It amazes me gun shops in the US are able to stay in business, most of their money must come from repairs and servicing firearms as it seems no matter what you buy in the country, it comes with a free gun.....what do you get when you buy a gun.... a free frontal lobotomy????

Free gun with frontal lobotomy. The new CPC slogan.

[RUEZ]

DerbyX DerbyX:

Free gun with frontal lobotomy. The new CPC slogan.

How clever.

[DerbyX]

RUEZ RUEZ:

DerbyX DerbyX:

Free gun with frontal lobotomy. The new CPC slogan.

How clever.

Almost as clever as your "free guns and bibles for all" a few years ago eh?

[Strutz]

Well, what a handy dandy offer!

If your dish f*cks up and isn't receiving a signal right when the "big" game is on you have something to destroy it with.

Is ammo offered as a bonus when you add a "theme" pack to your basic channel line-up?



What a choice... a gun or a couple of pizzas... yeesh. Is this what marketing has come to?

[QBC]

DerbyX DerbyX:

Hyack Hyack:

Open a new bank account.....get a gun!
Buy a new truck.....get a gun!
Buy a satellite dish.....get a gun!
It amazes me gun shops in the US are able to stay in business, most of their money must come from repairs and servicing firearms as it seems no matter what you buy in the country, it comes with a free gun.....what do you get when you buy a gun.... a free frontal lobotomy????

Free gun with frontal lobotomy. The new CPC slogan.

How Ridenrain of you.

[Gunnair]

DerbyX DerbyX:

Hyack Hyack:

Open a new bank account.....get a gun!
Buy a new truck.....get a gun!
Buy a satellite dish.....get a gun!
It amazes me gun shops in the US are able to stay in business, most of their money must come from repairs and servicing firearms as it seems no matter what you buy in the country, it comes with a free gun.....what do you get when you buy a gun.... a free frontal lobotomy????

Free gun with frontal lobotomy. The new CPC slogan.

Free frontal lobotomy with membership. The new Liberal slogan.

[BartSimpson]

DerbyX DerbyX:

Free gun with frontal lobotomy.

Not getting laid much lately, eh?

[PublicAnimalNo9]

No matter what ridiculous promotion they come up with involving firearms, nothing beats the good ol' "guns 'n' liquor" stores they have down there

Edit: Oh, except for the DRIVE THRU guns 'n' liquor stores