But Yogi, don't you think we can help him?
He was probably spanked by his father, didn't make the high school basket ball team, went to the prom with his Aunt. He's had a tough life and isn't responsible for his actions even though he knew they were wrong and didn't mean any harm. He's a good man at heart, even though he buckles to the knees every time he sees a boy scout troop. Lets not send him to jail for the truly cruel 15 year maximum sentence, that could damage his delicate sensibilities after all....... Oops, got a little puke in my mouth after typing that last bit..
Hang him by his balls in the town square and let people throw rocks at him...
