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If it is Münchausen I hope to god she's faking pregnancy lest it become Münchausen by proxy...
lol. can you imagine the notes excusing her kid from skipped classes?
ie: "dear mrs. smith, cancer faker jr. missed her test yesterday because she suddenly fell ill with advanced stage COPD and ALS and also has some sort of virus that has been lingering for a week or so. All this added to her colitis symptoms, which set off her gout real bad and i felt that she should stay home for the day.
regards,
cancer faker."
fuck you cancer faker. ..i'm going to the canada fuck list right now...