$1:
"My father was a sergeant major in the army and used to clip a car mirror on the end of his pace stick and held it under the kilts of his men to check they were suitably undressed for parades," Wilton said.
Um, hate to point this out to the guy but it appears his dad might have been on the down low.
$1:
"If you are hiring a kilt, then wear underwear because some of them are left in a horrible state."
Renting a kilt? How much do they cost to buy (I imagine if you're willing to rent one you're willing to buy one)?