[Newsbot]

Title: Al Qaeda to launch English propaganda newspaper
Category: World
Posted By: Hyack
Date: 2010-07-01 00:37:39

[Dragom]

Wow, I, as many others I'm sure, have always felt left out and snubbed by Al Qaeda's unwillingness to recruit us English speakers to perform suicide attacks.

It's great to finally get some give and take going on in the struggle to bring more westernized people to blow themselves up for reasons no one quite understands anymore.

[Unicornlord]

Will be a useful tool in tracking those of "Odd mentalities" frequent viewers can be added to a watch list.

[llama66]

finally some proper toilet reading! and if its in paper form I can save on TP too!

[ShepherdsDog]

Damn...so if you have animals to sell, do you put that in the classifieds for sale/to give away, or the personal section?

[martin14]

Can't wait till some people start quoting it as an authentic source..

[EyeBrock]

It should have some real good advice in it for gay Muslims, or girls, how to convince your Dad that the Hindu guy that you love is a good guy and that your brothers shouldn't kill you for loving him.

How to only call jews 'monkeys' when nobody is listening and how to best translate "kill all infidels and dogs and jews" from the arabic so it sounds like your being nice and were really misquoted by FOX and therefore a better quote for the Toronto Star.

Should be fun!

They can join in with all the lies our media have thrown out from the G20.

[ShepherdsDog]

I can already guess at some who will try and quote it as a 'legitimate' source of information. This weeks help topic:

How to tell if your neighbour's 7 yr.old is spying on you and ten different ways to kill him. Brought to you by Allah the Compassionate.

[Bodah]

I don't think our government is going to hand out a license for a organization to broadcast in support of violent actions against innocent civilians any time soon.



If they ever did I'd move to Alaska.

[GreenTiger]

They already are. A mosque is going up as close to ground zero as possible. They want to open on September 11. I lost good friends there I don't want a monument to or a read of the glorious 19 Islamic Warriors. The Title of this trash might be The Death Valley News with an Editorial from the Jovial Jihads, and your daily horror-scopes.

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What a nauseating way to start the day to read Osama BL fatwas in the morning. People that that Imus in the Morning was bad.

There might be a very small positive side as that the pages might come in handy at the fireplace.

[Curtman]

I see the usual extremists have moved on to attacking Al Jazeera this morning..

Happy Canada Day. Too bad you radicals couldn't get your conservative propaganda channel on the air in time 'eh?

[EyeBrock]

Yawn.....

[GreenTiger]

Curtman Curtman:

I see the usual extremists have moved on to attacking Al Jazeera this morning..

Happy Canada Day. Too bad you radicals couldn't get your conservative propaganda channel on the air in time 'eh?

No we are not attacking Al Jazerra, we are attacking Al Quada hate and murder "newspaper", a very big difference.

[Curtman]

GreenTiger GreenTiger:

No we are not attacking Al Jazerra, we are attacking Al Quada hate and murder "newspaper", a very big difference.

My bad.. Sorry, I read the headline wrong. Fire away then. Lets here more about the infidel dog jew-monkeys then. It's good clean Canadian hatred..

[EyeBrock]

Curtman Curtman:

GreenTiger GreenTiger:

No we are not attacking Al Jazerra, we are attacking Al Quada hate and murder "newspaper", a very big difference.

My bad.. Sorry, I read the headline wrong. Fire away then. Lets here more about the infidel dog jew-monkeys then. It's good clean Canadian hatred..

It would appear so.....