Brenda Brenda:
$1:
Brothel owner Jim Davis said Friday his Shady Lady Ranch had parted ways with the nation's first prostitute.
ProstiDUDE dahlin...
If it was the nations first prostiTute, she must be 693763 years old

But we're not nitpicking

By that rationale girls can be called a "tute".
Girl: Hey dude watcha doing?
Guy: Nothing tute just hanging with my homies.