Brenda Brenda:
We don't need a computer for that

"wow, it has two legs and a skirt. I am trying to get laid tonight"
THAT's the only real intention men have in a bar.
You've certainly nailed it - if a guy's in a
romantic conversation in a bar, he's only thinking about one thing, no matter how much he pretends otherwise. The woman knows it, but wants him to pretend otherwise, at least for a while. Don't know why.
But what's all this two legs and a skirt business? As the evening progresses, one leg seems more than ample, maybe no legs by the end of the night. No skirt is OK too.