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Defence lawyer Clyde Smith got to his feet after another 25 minutes of evidence and interrupted, noting that the two accused appeared to be in distress.
Awwwwwwww poor babies. I'll bet dollars to donuts their "distress" was NOTHING compared to the distress their victims felt as they were being
cold-bloodedly murdered. I guess they suffer from a rare form of selective distress

Sounds like a GREAT case for some group deportation.