When I went to the NORAD site, at first I found it very slow, then eventually my hard drive started doing the funky chicken, so I tried to go to another website. However, my computer went so non-responsive that I ended up pulling the network cable out of the computer.......the computer still didn't recover. I was forced to do a hard boot.
I know this is silly but I couldn't help but think of a government virus designed to penetrate the computers of their civilians so they can use their new found power to conquer and control us.
ridenrain
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Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 10:53 pm
Yup. You now have a Skynet spambot. Any second the tentacles ome out and take over the waffle iron and the toaster.
ASLplease
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Posts: 4183
Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 10:59 pm
Worse yet, I'm going to get spammed by an endless stream of viagra and penis enlargement emails.
PimpBrewski123
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Posts: 1261
Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 11:05 pm
ASLplease ASLplease:
Worse yet, I'm going to get spammed by an endless stream of viagra and penis enlargement emails.
Sure you sure look like you need viagra. lol
Eh, btw, only a joke, not sure if ev1 gets it.
Hyack
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Posts: 19986
Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 11:44 pm
ASLplease ASLplease:
Worse yet, I'm going to get spammed by an endless stream of viagra and penis enlargement emails.
You mean to say you aren't already being overwhelmed by them everywhere you go on line?
ShepherdsDog
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Posts: 42160
Posted: Fri Dec 25, 2009 12:36 am
I hope NORAD remembers that Saint Nicholas is an Armenian, and not an Arab. With all the profiling and no fly lists nowadays it'd cause some trouble if he ended up being detained in Gitmo, while trying to deliver goodies to children in North America.
martin14
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Posts: 33691
Posted: Fri Dec 25, 2009 12:48 am
San Diego now... Merrry Christmas Nanza !
whiskeyjack
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Posts: 182
Posted: Fri Dec 25, 2009 6:08 am
he made it through pakistan in one piece
kitty
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Posts: 19377
Posted: Fri Dec 25, 2009 8:00 am
He was here.... He was here!!!!!
ok, gotta go open more presents
whiskeyjack
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Posts: 182
Posted: Fri Dec 25, 2009 8:04 am
mwahaha santa is tied up and gaged in my basement, if mrs claus or the elves want to see santa again, i demand 1 MILLION candy canes. You have until boxing day or santa is getting the axe
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