Toner Toner:
I was once holding my baby daughter on my lap while not wearing a shirt - she saw something that looked potentially promising and chomped down -hard-

I can perfectly understand why women quickly switch to a bottle...
fake edit:

no, I don't have man-boobs
Yeah, because you said "man-boobs", plural. Since the kid bit off one of your tits, you now have "man-boob".