[Newsbot]

Title: No one in Toronto wants to see Bill Clinton
Category: Funny
Posted By: ridenrain
Date: 2009-08-28 14:21:55
Canadian

[Schnek]

wow........... didn't know you could get the feeling of a seething, blame everyone else, ultra-conservative author in such a short article... touche

[leewgrant]

$1:

Comically, the far left Canadian Broadcasting Corporation (CBC) is trying to blame the lack of interest in the Clinton appearance on “bad weather, a sputtering economy and job losses combined with a lengthy civic worker’s strike (which) have meant a tough summer for the city’s tourist attraction.”

Bill's a tourist attraction?

[Thanos]

I wouldn't mind seeing Clinton. I bet he's got more quality bitch and slut and cumshot jokes than Andrew Dice Clay does.

[ridenrain]

leewgrant leewgrant:

$1:

Comically, the far left Canadian Broadcasting Corporation (CBC) is trying to blame the lack of interest in the Clinton appearance on “bad weather, a sputtering economy and job losses combined with a lengthy civic worker’s strike (which) have meant a tough summer for the city’s tourist attraction.”

Bill's a tourist attraction?

Just wash your hands after.

[gigs]

Perhaps he should invite Gdubya along!

[Freakinoldguy]

gigs gigs:

Perhaps he should invite Gdubya along!

Yea, that'd be good, the Boink and Doink show.

That's something I'd pay to see. A sleezy oversexed Rhodes Scholar and a Coke snorting puppet. No I'm serious, I'd pay to see them.

[PublicAnimalNo9]

I dunno why people are so hard on Clinton for his escapades. Kennedy was a notorious man whore and the Americans STILL act like he's freakin royalty.

I mean let's face it, Clinton only did to a few women, what Bush did to the entire country.

[Freakinoldguy]

PublicAnimalNo9 PublicAnimalNo9:

I dunno why people are so hard on Clinton for his escapades. Kennedy was a notorious man whore and the Americans STILL act like he's freakin royalty.

I mean let's face it, Clinton only did to a few women, what Bush did to the entire country.

Clinton dipped his pen in the company ink. Kennedy had affairs. Slick Willie had oval office blow jobs. Kennedy had discretion, Slick Willie used cigars, bragged about it, tried to deny it and then gave us a whole new description of what sex entails.

I could go on but what's the point. While people may have assumed that Kennedy was having an affair with Marilyn Monroe, everbody and their family pet knew that Slick Willie was doing young interns.

Discretion on one presidents part and arrogance on anothers.

[Lemmy]

If he wanted to sell tickets, he should have brought Monica along.

[PublicAnimalNo9]

Freakinoldguy Freakinoldguy:

PublicAnimalNo9 PublicAnimalNo9:

I dunno why people are so hard on Clinton for his escapades. Kennedy was a notorious man whore and the Americans STILL act like he's freakin royalty.

I mean let's face it, Clinton only did to a few women, what Bush did to the entire country.

Clinton dipped his pen in the company ink. Kennedy had affairs. Slick Willie had oval office blow jobs. Kennedy had discretion, Slick Willie used cigars, bragged about it, tried to deny it and then gave us a whole new description of what sex entails.

I could go on but what's the point. While people may have assumed that Kennedy was having an affair with Marilyn Monroe, everbody and their family pet knew that Slick Willie was doing young interns.

Discretion on one presidents part and arrogance on anothers.

Marilyn was but ONE person. The man actually used some of his secret service guys to wrangle up some leg for him.
And regardeless for either person. Who yer humping has no bearing on one's ability to run the country. Hell, I'D vote for Bill if he ran here

[ridenrain]

Big stinky liar.
Just like the joke, He might forget his car keys but no man ever forgets a blow job.

[PublicAnimalNo9]

ridenrain ridenrain:

Big stinky liar.
Just like the joke, He might forget his car keys but no man ever forgets a blow job.

Yep, and the irony of it all was, almost everyone involved in the Starr investigation ended up having their own major dirt exposed. Pretty fkin funny if you ask me

[Freakinoldguy]

PublicAnimalNo9 PublicAnimalNo9:

:lol: Marilyn was but ONE person. The man actually used some of his secret service guys to wrangle up some leg for him.
And regardeless for either person. Who yer humping has no bearing on one's ability to run the country. Hell, I'D vote for Bill if he ran here

Like I said, alot of Kennedy's indiscretions came out after he was deceased, while slick willie reinvented the description of sex and just carried on while still in office.

Now that's not to say that at some point, had Kennedy lived, that someone wouldn't have come forward and revealed his bedroom antics. But the fact remains that most of the public adored Kennedy and probably would have forgiven his indescretions, but alot of Americans didn't feel that way about Clinton.

Although I do think that slick willies shennanigans did help Hilary get elected, on the sympathy vote.

[ASLplease]

Clinton should have said " None of your effen business"

or

"so what if I did? I am the damn pres of the USA, if I want my willy wetted, I should be allowed that perk for crying out loud."