BartSimpson BartSimpson:
Q: How can parents prevent their daughters from being susceptible to gangs and prostitution? Easy. Tell each boy your daughter ever dates that you're secretly an international assassin and that if anything ever happens to your daughter that does not include a proper wedding you will find him and kill him in a slow and painful manner.
This is best said whilst opening and closing a butterfly knife for effect.

hmmm, i kinda like the shotgun and rocking chair on the porch bit myself

had it done to me... it worked
