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<strong>Title: </strong> <a href="/link.php?id=32774" target="_blank">Florida lawmakers consider bill banning ornamental testicles</a> (click to view)

<strong>Category:</strong> <a href="/news/topic/12-uncle-sam" target="_blank">Uncle Sam</a>
<strong>Posted By: </strong> <a href="/modules.php?name=Your_Account&op=userinfo&username=Hyack" target="_blank">Hyack</a>
<strong>Date: </strong> 2008-04-26 18:46:28

[QBC]

Law makers in Florida have nuthin better to do then this??...

[sasquatch2]

Both federal and provincial parliments/legistlatures in Canada have all manner of wierd Private Members Bills floating about. why should Florida be different?
Actually the Balls on a trucks rear bumper sounds hilarious.

[dino_bobba_renno]

You know, I see trucks driving around Calgary with these and I can't help but agree that they should be banned. You just have to love it when your 6 year old daughter asks "Daddy what are those?". Beside they are a fricken eye sore. How much of a dumb ass do you have to be to even put these on your vehicle?

If people don't have enough common sense to know that these things are in bad taste then they should be banned.

[mtbr]

it's already an old joke past it's due day...I also think they are ridiculous...


compensating for something perhaps.

[Freakinoldguy]

As long as they're ornamental ones only, I've got no problem. It's when the real thing starts to appear that we have to worry, especially if parents aren't quick witted enough to give their child some cock and bull story to answer their question.

[Chumley]

I am tired of people trying to oppress my ornamental testicles. Next thing, I won't be allowed to have christmas lights on my dick when I am caroling.

[Brenda]

I have NO clue what they are talking about... Anyone care to place a pic?

[mtbr]

[hurley_108]

I like them. They help identify the guys who haven't got any real ones.

[Brenda]

Thank you!

So what's the fuzz all about? You can't have this but you can have that little fish thingy? As long as it is not a danger, I don't see the problem...

[bootlegga]

That's solid government folks!

Right up there with these laws;

http://informationcentral0.tripod.com/id7.html

[sandorski]

Brenda Brenda:

Thank you!

So what's the fuzz all about? You can't have this but you can have that little fish thingy? As long as it is not a danger, I don't see the problem...

There's no fuzz on those.

The fish is something else entirely, but I agree these Balls shouldn't be banned. They are a good IQ indicator!

[Brenda]

What is the difference? They both shows something.. The fish your faith, and the balls your (low) IQ

I know some people that can use BOTH on their cars

[ridenrain]

OMG. Next the kids are going to be wearing really baggy pants.