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<strong>Title: </strong> <a href="/link.php?id=32765" target="_blank">Facial with nightingale excrement takes flight at New York spa</a> (click to view)

<strong>Category:</strong> <a href="/news/topic/4-strange" target="_blank">Strange</a>
<strong>Posted By: </strong> <a href="/modules.php?name=Your_Account&op=userinfo&username=kitty" target="_blank">kitty</a>
<strong>Date: </strong> 2008-04-26 10:10:06
<strong>Canadian</strong>

[commanderkai]

And women continue to make absolutely no sense. Bird shit on your face as a spa treatment....riiiight...

[kitty]

lily lily:

hmmm.... my lovebird poops a lot... and it doesn't smell so I wouldn't have to mix it with the powdered rice bran.....

Anyone interested in getting in on the ground floor of my new marketing scam... I mean venture... send me a PM.

Marketing is what i do

i will work on this fantastic scam... i mean idea and get back to you. What do you think of this for starters?

[novachick]

Think I'll pass

[novachick]

lily lily:

novachick novachick:

Think I'll pass

You're only saying that because you won't be able to afford it.

I live in Nova Scotia near the ocean bird shit I have lots of

[kitty]

lily lily:

That's gorgeous! It will add a certain elegance to the product, which means I can double or even triple the price.

Marketing is about creating the sizzle

[kitty]

WDHIII WDHIII:

Well if yur goin into business I was wondering if SOMEHOW you could utilize the THREE FREAKIN CROWS IN MY BACKYARD!!!

So Heckle & Jeckle have moved in and brought a friend huh?

[kitty]

Say Sayounara to crow's feet with Konnichiwa Eye Cream

[Normalguy]

hmmm, wasn't Hitler a "scat freak" too.....OMG

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lily lily:

WDHIII WDHIII:

Well if yur goin into business I was wondering if SOMEHOW you could utilize the THREE FREAKIN CROWS IN MY BACKYARD!!!

You know something.... I might be able to work on that. I bet I could make up a nice eye cream.... Crow's Crap for Crow's Feet.


Maybe kitty could come up with something a little catchier, but it's a start.

Are you gonna offer cat poo coffee as well?

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lily lily:

I don't have a cat... but I might just run some *ahem* ideas through my dog.

ewwww

[sasquatch2]

Only a shit-head would fall for this crap!