[Newsbot]

Title: Woman shoots, kills escaped inmate after he kicks down her door
Category: Law & Order
Posted By: N_Fiddledog
Date: 2018-12-05 14:34:43
Canadian

[GreenTiger]

Perfect example of good gun control, one shot to this guys head.

[Thanos]

This is a fine result. No joke. Good for her.

[DrCaleb]

Seems fair.

[Thanos]

I was going to say that last night but it's uncouth to steal each others catch phrases. Gotta stick to the comedian's code, doncha know.

[DrCaleb]

"Good Comedians write, great comedians steal" to paraphrase T. S. Elliot.

[Thanos]

"Hey ladies, wanna watch me rub one out into a potted plant?" - Louis C.K.

[llama66]

DrCaleb DrCaleb:

"Good Comedians write, great comedians steal" to paraphrase T. S. Elliot.

Then I must be the greatest comedian. That's all I do. Steal other people's work. Work smarter, not harder.

[Tricks]

DrCaleb DrCaleb:

"Good Comedians write, great comedians steal" to paraphrase T. S. Elliot.

Applies to programming too

[BartSimpson]

$1:

McLaughlin picked up a knife sharpening tool inside the woman’s kitchen and walked to the woman’s bedroom, Clark said. She fired one shot, striking McLaughlin in the head. He was pronounced dead at a local hospital.

“This was a big guy. If she hadn’t had a weapon there’s no telling what would have happened,” (Sheriff Rick) Clark said. “I gave her a big hug. I told her how proud I was of her.”

There's the difference between the US and the rest of the world writ large.

In the US she gets a hug from the sheriff for properly defending herself. In the UK she'd be immediately arrested and prosecuted for violating the criminal's right to rape and murder her.

Good on her and God Bless America and the Right to Keep and Bear Arms!

[Hyack]

Damn......and all along I thought it was.....The Right to Keep and Arm Bears......

[GreenTiger]

Hyack Hyack:

Damn......and all along I thought it was.....The Right to Keep and Arm Bears......

That would make a bear hunt a fair fight