[Newsbot]

Title: Lions eat 'rhino poachers' on South African game reserve
Category: World
Posted By: DrCaleb
Date: 2018-07-05 09:17:23
Canadian

[DrCaleb]

Lions: 2
Poachers: 0

[fifeboy]

Yeah, but who’s gonna clean up the lion poo?

[DrCaleb]

That's what dung beetles are for.

[fifeboy]

DrCaleb DrCaleb:

That's what dung beetles are for.

Ok, thanks dude, I had always thought their job was rolling the sun and moon across the heavens .

[Thanos]

Dead poachers = a very good day for animals and for decent people. The only thing better would be if all the dirty old Chinese men that are using rhino horn as an aphrodisiac, and thus fuelling the market that's leading to extermination of these creatures, would all together suddenly get Stage Four prostate cancer. Natural justice is merely justice.

[xerxes]

Good. Feed every poacher to the lions.

[BartSimpson]

I love a happy ending!

[BartSimpson]

Thanos Thanos:

Dead poachers = a very good day for animals and for decent people. The only thing better would be if all the dirty old Chinese men that are using rhino horn as an aphrodisiac, and thus fuelling the market that's leading to extermination of these creatures, would all together suddenly get Stage Four prostate cancer. Natural justice is merely justice.

Agreed.

I also wish all the fucks who use illegal drugs would just fucking die so the millions of Latin Americans who have to deal with the terror of drug cartels could live in peace.

[herbie]

Well that's simple to do. Just legalize the drugs. Then the cartels would have to turn into legit corporations that pay taxes.
Probably have more ethics than existing Big Pharmas.

[raydan]

BartSimpson BartSimpson:

I love a happy ending!

Lions too!

[Strutz]

DrCaleb DrCaleb:

Lions: 2
Poachers: 0

$1:

Rangers discovered the remains of two, possibly three, people in a lion enclosure in the Sibuya reserve, near the south-east town of Kenton-on-Sea.

May have to update that score.

Always a good thing when nature balances things out.

[GreenTiger]

Splendid, good for the rhinos. I wish similar success to the lions munch a bunch of poachers.