[Newsbot]

Title: Trump says he would have tried to stop Parkland shooter
Category: Uncle Sam
Posted By: Robair
Date: 2018-02-26 13:30:37

[Robair]

Sorry everybody.
Should have submitted that story under "Joke of the Day".

[Thanos]

Cadet Bonespurs, armed with his five Vietnam deferments, leaps into action, knocking aside one mass-shooter after another with his ultimate MAGA-ness! Let no one question his supreme fighting skills that he learned on the bloody herpes-drenched battlefield of Studio 54 in 1979!

[BartSimpson]

Considering the withering fire he's been taking from a bunch of hateful fuckwads for the past year I would imagine that simply being shot at would be relaxing.

[Thanos]

He enjoys the attention, Bart. It validates his miserable existence. To that kind of mentality there's no such thing as bad publicity.

[raydan]

I guess now he can save the American public a shitload of money by firing all those people with guns protecting his ass... he doesn't need them.

[BartSimpson]

Thanos Thanos:

He enjoys the attention, Bart. It validates his miserable existence. To that kind of mentality there's no such thing as bad publicity.

Perhaps. But at the same time it was the media frenzy to destroy him that gave him so much free media time that Hillary and her $2bn warchest couldn't compete.

I think you people need to start realizing that every time you attack him you make him stronger.

[Thanos]

This war doesn't end until he's gone. No matter the cost he has to be opposed on everything he does because he is truly that vile.

[BartSimpson]

Thanos Thanos:

This war doesn't end until he's gone. No matter the cost he has to be opposed on everything he does because he is truly that vile.

I promise you this: if he's ousted by anything other than an election it'll get very, very ugly.

[Thanos]

$1:

I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody and I wouldn’t lose any voters

And more's the pity of the total moral and ethical collapse of a once-great nation.

[BRAH]

Marky Mark said he could have stopped 9/11, meh.

[xerxes]

Best response yet:

[raydan]

When the Trump dodged the Vietnam draft it could have been worst, he could have run away to Canada.

[BartSimpson]

raydan raydan:

When the Trump dodged the Vietnam draft it could have been worst, he could have run away to Canada.

You know, one of the things that's irked me lately is all of the lefties in the USA who hate Trump's policies towards Mexico so much that they say they want to move to Canada.

If they love Mexico and Mexicans so fucking much then why don't they want to move to Mexico?

[Thanos]

raydan raydan:

When the Trump dodged the Vietnam draft it could have been worst, he could have run away to Canada.

Yeah. Our own nightclubs at the time really dodged a venereal-disease laden bullet there. Thanks Donnie!