[Newsbot]

Title: Taliban suicide bomber accidentally triggers explosives early at Afghanistan base killing 9
Category: World
Posted By: N_Fiddledog
Date: 2016-04-27 13:33:19

[N_Fiddledog]

From BCF:

[BartSimpson]

$1:

A Taliban suicide bomber accidentally killed himself and eight fellow militants after triggering his explosives vest by mistake.

The jihadist fighters had been ordered to carry out an attack in Kunduz city, Afghanistan, but all died before their got there.

However, one of the militants detonated his vest shortly after leaving a Taliban base in Dasht-e-Archi, triggering everyone elses explosives, the Afghan Interior Ministry said.

Allahu akhbar!

[xerxes]

[xerxes]

It's the feel good story of the day.

[Delwin]

Word has it he had a block of cheese in his pocket. De brie everywhere. No word on charges.

Its too bad because the guy was said to have an explosive personality, I guess he was a real blast at parties. He had a pretty short fuse too though so he'd sometimes blow up for no good reason and he was a real heavy smoker, which was annoying. I think there was a part of him that just wanted to be somewhere else. At the end of the day, he really did make a mark on the world.

This was the second time they asked him to do this, the first time he had to re-fuse, he was lucky he didn't get fired. I think waiting was the right decision, the timing of this gave it a crater impact.

[Strutz]

One of those times where you'd like to see a mistake repeated. Over and over and over...

[Hyack]