[Newsbot]

Title: Russian TV stations broadcast secret nuclear torpedo plans
Category: World
Posted By: DrCaleb
Date: 2015-11-13 06:21:32

[DrCaleb]

I'm betting this was no accident. It's Putin genuflecting, letting everyone know Russia is not to be messed with.

[BartSimpson]

The weapons Russia plans on having are no more dangerous than the weapons Canada is always planning to have, too.

[DanSC]

What about the sharks with laser beams on their heads carrying nuclear bombs?

[DrCaleb]

DanSC DanSC:

What about the sharks with laser beams on their heads carrying nuclear bombs?

They weren't allowed to have those classified documents in the meeting with the newspapers. Just the ones where Russia hatefucks civilian populations with nuclear torpedoes.

[DanSC]

Civilans on boats. Those boats are probably yachts. Vladimir is a champion of the 99%.