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During the whole situation, I honestly thought that I was going to die because of all the choking, because of all the hitting, because of all the physical abuse," she said.
So she gets raped and beaten then taken to the hospital where a rape kit was administered with obviously positive results yet, the assailant walks away free and clear because he thought it was consensual.
Who knew it was that easy for today's upwardly mobile rapists?
I guess I'm out of touch with reality because, I honestly didn't think you could beat a person to the degree that they got bruises and lacerations without a silenced room, a good selection of leather and a safe word or, maybe the safe word just happened to be "consensual"

You've gotta admit he was a real gentleman though, walking her home after raping her is the mark of good breeding.
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