Kosher Sex Toys? you have got be kidding. Is there such a thing as Halal sex toys?
herbie
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Posted: Mon Jun 01, 2015 10:03 pm
All in the labeling. Can't call it "10 inch Pork Sword", must be "10 inch Beef Injection"
Hyack
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Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2015 2:07 am
GreenTiger GreenTiger:
Kosher Sex Toys? you have got be kidding. Is there such a thing as Halal sex toys?
Wouldn't that be a cute ewe with a nice butt or in a pinch any available lamb.
GreenTiger
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Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2015 2:31 pm
A Camel would probably be the most Halal, as far the Jewish folks go the sex toys need the right kosher seal as in any other meat one might ingest.
It would be a bummer though if you were to find a nice chick all was go for a night of night of enjoyable mixing of bodily fluids only to be no as your beef stick doesn't have a kosher K seal. DRAT.