[Newsbot]

Title: Taber, Alta., bans public swearing, spitting and yelling under new bylaw
Category: Misc CDN
Posted By: Regina
Date: 2015-03-10 11:45:01
Canadian

[Regina]

They need a fuck thread too.

[BeaverFever]

Soo given that swearing, spitting and yelleing are basically essential to men's sports, how do they plan to pass the time now in the "Corn Captial of Canada"?

Also, IMO spitting is more offensive than swearing - why is it only half the fine?

[BartSimpson]

Remind me to avoid fucking Taber, Alberta.

[DrCaleb]

BartSimpson BartSimpson:

Remind me to avoid fucking Taber, Alberta.

You aren't missing much. Corn fields, and slaughter houses.

[Jabberwalker]

I thought that Taber was the terrorist capital of Canada.

[Unsound]

Jabberwalker Jabberwalker:

I thought that Taber was the terrorist capital of Canada.

School shooting capital.

[andyt]

$1:

But the bylaw also grants power to peace officers to break up assemblies of three or more people — and that is raising some eyebrows.

"No person shall be a member of the assembly of three or more persons in any public place where a peace officer has reasonable grounds to believe the assembly will disturb the peace of the neighbourhood, and any such person shall disperse as requested by a peace officer," states the bylaw.

[Jabberwalker]

Unsound Unsound:

Jabberwalker Jabberwalker:

I thought that Taber was the terrorist capital of Canada.

School shooting capital.

Weren't there some bombings, too?

[herbie]

I have friends who moved there.
Fortunately for Taber, they're not like some of locals we can't stop from gobbing, pissing and shitting on the street. Or stumble around drunk and screaming Fuck You at 11:00 in the morning

[DrCaleb]

andyt andyt:

$1:

But the bylaw also grants power to peace officers to break up assemblies of three or more people — and that is raising some eyebrows.

"No person shall be a member of the assembly of three or more persons in any public place where a peace officer has reasonable grounds to believe the assembly will disturb the peace of the neighbourhood, and any such person shall disperse as requested by a peace officer," states the bylaw.

Criminal Code of Canada Criminal Code of Canada:

Causing disturbance, indecent exhibition, loitering, etc.
175. (1) Every one who

(a) not being in a dwelling-house, causes a disturbance in or near a public place,

(i) by fighting, screaming, shouting, swearing, singing or using insulting or obscene language,

http://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/Canadian_C ... isturbance

Singing!

Nothing to see here, move along, move along . . .