[Newsbot]

Title: Curvy girls producing more intelligent children say scientists
Category: Health
Posted By: N_Fiddledog
Date: 2015-01-18 00:11:10

[N_Fiddledog]

Here's the proud parents of your next super genius then.



Get ready Nobel committee.

[Jabberwalker]

"Scientists" have isolated all of the other variables, have they?

Yeah. Right.

[sandorski]

Are there women without curves?

[Thanos]

Probably because the booty babes aren't scared to eat a sammich once in a while but the rail-thin ones think that they're impressing everyone by starving themselves to death. Well-fed mamma equals well-fed babby. Any kid unfortunate enough to be born to some anorexic probably pops out gulping for breath like a fish out of water thanks to all the weaknesses it'll have from lack of natal nutrition and health, and that's only the start of it's problems thanks to the birthing-unit's deep and deadly fashion industry-induced stupidity.

[Jabberwalker]

The waifer-thin, stick figure physiologies have been popularized by fashion designers who don't like women, want their models to look like the little boys ...the ones that turn them on. No Venus or Aphrodite in our culture, just Les Mis ...

[Thanos]

It's run by insane women and really fucked-up gay men. Not regular gay men but the genuinely crazy hyper-effeminate type who've never been in the real world for a single moment of their entire lives. I've never met a single straight man out there who'd want anything to do with a girl who looks like a paper clip. Naturally skinny (but healthy) is one thing and, yes, there are thin girls who can eat like a man and never gain any weight because they have the same metabolic rate as a hummingbird. But all those other girls killing themselves through starvation, because of what that industry's convinced them is 'beautiful'? That's sick and evil.

[Jabberwalker]

Juicy and jubbly for me!

[Jabberwalker]

Thanos Thanos:

It's run by insane women and really fucked-up gay men. Not regular gay men but the genuinely crazy hyper-effeminate type who've never been in the real world for a single moment of their entire lives. I've never met a single straight man out there who'd want anything to do with a girl who looks like a paper clip. Naturally skinny (but healthy) is one thing and, yes, there are thin girls who can eat like a man and never gain any weight because they have the same metabolic rate as a hummingbird. But all those other girls killing themselves through starvation, because of what that industry's convinced them is 'beautiful'? That's sick and evil.

I think that Karl Lagerfeld is beyond being a freak. He's the vanguard of a some weird alien invasion. Millions of women around the world have bought into his bullshit, though and he's stinking rich to prove it.

[Thanos]

Jabberwalker Jabberwalker:

Thanos Thanos:

It's run by insane women and really fucked-up gay men. Not regular gay men but the genuinely crazy hyper-effeminate type who've never been in the real world for a single moment of their entire lives. I've never met a single straight man out there who'd want anything to do with a girl who looks like a paper clip. Naturally skinny (but healthy) is one thing and, yes, there are thin girls who can eat like a man and never gain any weight because they have the same metabolic rate as a hummingbird. But all those other girls killing themselves through starvation, because of what that industry's convinced them is 'beautiful'? That's sick and evil.

I think that Karl Lagerfeld is beyond being a freak. He's the vanguard of a some weird alien invasion. Millions of women around the world have bought into his bullshit, though and he's stinking rich to prove it.

I thought about starting a thread all about the kind of rotten scum in this rotten scumbag world that will always have more money than the rest of us, sort of a list that proves complete karmic unfairness is the universe's basic default setting. The list would be never-ending though and essentially too depressing to want to participate in for more than a short period of time.

That asteroid or comet travelling at 80 km/second that will arrive one day and resets everything on this grotesquerie of a planet back to zero, and forces everything to start all over again, can't come soon enough for my liking.