[Newsbot]

Title: Is a chimpanzee a 'person'' A lawsuit could hold the answer
Category: Uncle Sam
Posted By: Regina
Date: 2014-11-14 09:29:41
Canadian

[Regina]

I'm sure there are many cases where the monkeys should now be offended.

[PublicAnimalNo9]

I'd sure as hell buy a chimp being a person before I ever went along with the absolutely idiotic notion that a corporation is a "person".

Still not buying it though.

[BartSimpson]

Sure a chimp is a person. The US has had two in a row as President.

[ShepherdsDog]

Regina Regina:

I'm sure there are many cases where the monkeys should now be offended.

Careful, they could end up taking Andy's job away.

[DrCaleb]

BartSimpson BartSimpson:

Sure a chimp is a person. The US has had two in a row as President.

See! Now that is sure to offend Chimps!

[Jabberwalker]

BartSimpson BartSimpson:

Sure a chimp is a person. The US has had two in a row as President.

[Public_Domain]

[GreenTiger]

DrCaleb DrCaleb:

BartSimpson BartSimpson:

Sure a chimp is a person. The US has had two in a row as President.

See! Now that is sure to offend Chimps!

It could be worse, Bart might have compared the chimp to members of Congress.

[Unsound]

Public_Domain Public_Domain:

BartSimpson BartSimpson:

Sure a chimp is a person. The US has had forty-four in a row as President.

Not Teddy man, don't you insult Teddy!

Not that he really needs me to defend him. He's likely to come back from the grave and take care of business himself.

[Jabberwalker]

Unsound Unsound:

Public_Domain Public_Domain:

BartSimpson BartSimpson:

Sure a chimp is a person. The US has had forty-four in a row as President.

Not Teddy man, don't you insult Teddy!

Not that he really needs me to defend him. He's likely to come back from the grave and take care of business himself.

Do you always talk to "Teddy" this way? Just like Jian Ghomeshi does?

[andyt]

Just change the Chimp's name to Bear Stearns, donate to the Republicons in its (new) name, and all will be golden.

[Unsound]

Jabberwalker Jabberwalker:

Do you always talk to "Teddy" this way? Just like Jian Ghomeshi does?

Naw, I call him Mr. Roosevelt to his face.

[andyt]

Unsound Unsound:

Jabberwalker Jabberwalker:

Do you always talk to "Teddy" this way? Just like Jian Ghomeshi does?

Naw, I call him Mr. Roosevelt to his face.

You been emulating your ancestors and got into the fly agaric again?

[Unsound]

I don't know what that means, so I'm just gonna go ahead and assume it's insulting/offensive to my ethnicity and fly off the handle.

grrrrr