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The researchers said on Thursday they used gravity measurements of the seafloor from radar equipment aboard the European Space Agency's CryoSat-2 satellite and NASA's Jason-1 satellite to capture underwater geological features in unprecedented detail.
Uh-huh.
Meanwhile the Russians, Chinese, Iranians, and North Koreans just sh*t themselves because they realized we can use the same technology to identify (and target) all of their previously hidden bunkers and deep ground facilities.
