[Newsbot]

Title: Is This Indian Guru Dead or Meditating' $170 Million Depends On Answer
Category: Religion
Posted By: N_Fiddledog
Date: 2014-05-29 14:18:39

[DrCaleb]

If he smells funny, he's dead.

Where's my cheque?

[2Cdo]

Just wait for the flies to start feasting on his body.

But I doubt even that would convince the nutjobs.

[QBall]

$1:

While all this gets decided, His Holiness Shri Ashutosh Maharaj will remain right where he is: in a commercial freezer.

Take him out of the freezer. The laws of nature will tell you whether he's dead or alive quite definitively.

[ShepherdsDog]

2Cdo 2Cdo:

Just wait for the flies

Not a great determinant when it comes to Indian holy men/ascetics

[Thanos]

QBall QBall:

$1:

While all this gets decided, His Holiness Shri Ashutosh Maharaj will remain right where he is: in a commercial freezer.

Take him out of the freezer. The laws of nature will tell you whether he's dead or alive quite definitively.

Check it out, man. It's a freezer geezer!

[Delwin]

No no he's not dead, he's, he's restin'! Remarkable bird, the Norwegian Blue, idn'it, ay? Beautiful plumage!

[Strutz]

So, the police say he's dead and the courts say it's a spiritual matter.

Have they considered seeking the opinion of a... hmmmm... doctor? They have medical equipment that can determine such things.

[Hyack]