[Newsbot]

Title: Ottawa-area high school students to be breathalyzed at prom
Category: Misc CDN
Posted By: Regina
Date: 2014-04-30 11:46:11
Canadian

[Regina]

It seems there will be no way to drink your date pretty.

[BartSimpson]

Can't have the kids graduate high school without providing them a first hand experience with the police state. Yay, Ottawa.

[martin14]

Regina Regina:

It seems there will be no way to drink your date pretty.

So this is the birth control that REALLY works !

[Regina]

BartSimpson BartSimpson:

Can't have the kids graduate high school without providing them a first hand experience with the police state. Yay, Ottawa.

No, this is a case of shedding liability. They know kids always drink but can't stop them. So when one of them wraps his car around a pole later that night, they can wipe their hands of it.

[BartSimpson]

Good point.

[Regina]

There's precedence. They all think they're invincible.

[Public_Domain]

[DrCaleb]

Regina Regina:

There's precedence. They all think they're invincible.

We survived, didn't we?

But then again, at my school, we had an 'after grad' party where drinking was encouraged and supervised.

[Public_Domain]

[Zipperfish]

Nothing stopping them from dropping acid though!

[saturn_656]

Hardly news... My prom was breathalysed, ten years ago.

[Thanos]

The Man sure likes to squeeze the fun out of everything.

Don't ever play with ropes, kids. Ropes are dangerous. Now here's $50. Go buy some fireworks and a ballistic knife.

[Regina]

DrCaleb DrCaleb:

Regina Regina:

There's precedence. They all think they're invincible.

We survived, didn't we?

But then again, at my school, we had an 'after grad' party where drinking was encouraged and supervised.

Only by the grace of god.
My younger brother had a friend who became a grad statistic though.