[Newsbot]

Title: Kim Jong-un's ex-lover 'executed by firing squad'
Category: World
Posted By: Zipperfish
Date: 2013-08-29 16:08:45

[Zipperfish]

Ah, good ol' North Korea. Executed by a mortar round though? that's a new one.

[Zipperfish]

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Hyon Song-wol, a singer, rumoured to be a former lover of the North Korean leader, is said to have been arrested on Aug 17 with 11 others for violating laws against pornography.

Hyon Song-wol starred in the video for her 2005 hit 'A Girl In The Saddle Of A Steed'

The reports in South Korea's Chosun Ilbo newspaper indicate that Hyon, a singer with the Unhasu Orchestra, was among those arrested on August 17 for violating domestic laws on pornography.

All 12 were machine-gunned three days later, with other members of North Korea's most famous pop groups and their immediate families forced to watch. The onlookers were then sent to prison camps, victims of the regime's assumption of guilt by association, the reports stated.

"They were executed with machine guns while the key members of the Unhasu Orchestra, Wangjaesan Light Band and Moranbong Band as well as the families of the victims looked on," said a Chinese source reported in the newspaper.

Hyon's band was responsible for a string of patriotic hits in North Korea, including "Footsteps of Soldiers," "I Love Pyongyang," "She is a Discharged Soldier" and "We are Troops of the Party." Her popularity reportedly peaked in 2005 with the song "Excellent Horse-Like Lady."

ha ha ha. You're Nearly a laugh but really a cry.

[llama66]

Thank You North Korea. You have reaffirmed in my mind, that you are the most fucked up nation on earth.

[CanadianJeff]

Yep North Korea is pretty much the giant wart no one wants to pop on the face of the earth.

Ok I think I just grossed myself out.

[Freakinoldguy]

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The reports in South Korea's Chosun Ilbo newspaper indicate that Hyon, a singer with the Unhasu Orchestra, was among those arrested on August 17 for violating domestic laws on pornography

Pornography laws in a country that's one big personality cult fuck fest. Yah sure. My guess is that he's an impotent, hamster dicked, pervert who was afraid she'd tell someone he couldn't get it up unless he was watching snuff movies of his father and grand father murdering innocent women and children.

Why the fuck are we contemplating attacking Syria under the premise of saving the innocent people when this piece of human offal makes Assad look like Mother Theresa?

[xerxes]

Is this in bad taste?

[Freakinoldguy]

xerxes xerxes:

Is this in bad taste?

Nope.

[bambu]

xerxes xerxes:

Is this in bad taste?

Yes.

[Public_Domain]

[llama66]

xerxes xerxes:

Is this in bad taste?

Not at all... I was going to post something to the effect of "well thats one way to break up and its a surefire way to ensure you never run the risk of bumping into your crazy ex-girlfriend".

Dunno why I picked the comment about North Korea being batshit crazy...

[Hyack]

llama66 llama66:

Dunno why I picked the comment about North Korea being batshit crazy...

Could it be because it is one of the most batshit crazy countries in the world or maybe because it has been ruled by the most insane, batshit crazy people who have ever set foot on the face of the Earth....

[stratos]

Well it does give a whole new meaning to the term pop music.

[Public_Domain]

[QBall]

If there's anyone on the planet that deserves a bullet to the head more than that fat troll I don't know who it is. Don't we have satellites that can vaporize the piece of shit?