[Newsbot]

Title: Online pornography to be blocked by default, PM announces
Category: World
Posted By: martin14
Date: 2013-07-22 09:46:32
Canadian

[martin14]

Since you now have to 'opt in'
to see some bewbs, you can be sure all your online activity will be monitored 24/7, and you will be put on the 'special' list.

For anyone who thinks this is only about porn, they are also going to black out Firstrow.eu, which streams footie...

and my Nascar..
and my hockey..


Meanwhile, the jihadi sites will be fine and free for all.

[bootlegga]

Does this include the Sun newspaper girls too?

[DrCaleb]

bootlegga bootlegga:

8O

Does this include the Sun newspaper girls too?

Yup. And we'll never hear from Raydan again.

[Tyler_1]

It is easy to tell when someone has been watching too much porn... they say inappropriate things to the wrong people.

[BartSimpson]

This is no doubt just another aspect of Britain being tolerant of sharia law because the notion that the Brits suddenly got an attack of Victorian morality in a total vacuum is absurd.

[DanSC]

Can't have any porn lying around, now that a future Head of State is about to be born. Luckily the kid will always have Australia.

[BartSimpson]

DanSC DanSC:

Can't have any porn lying around, now that a future Head of State is about to be born. Luckily the kid will always have Australia.

Be kind of funny if a future King/Queen of England abdicated to become an Aussie!

[sandorski]

DonnaWho DonnaWho:

It is easy to tell when someone has been watching too much porn... they say inappropriate things to the wrong people.

Putting together an all nude cuddle party. Interested?

[DanSC]

BartSimpson BartSimpson:

DanSC DanSC:

Can't have any porn lying around, now that a future Head of State is about to be born. Luckily the kid will always have Australia.

Be kind of funny if a future King/Queen of England abdicated to become an Aussie!

I can't even imagine the crap-show if the Monarch abdicated the thrown of the United Kingdom, but kept the other 15 crowns.

[saturn_656]

DanSC DanSC:

BartSimpson BartSimpson:

DanSC DanSC:

Can't have any porn lying around, now that a future Head of State is about to be born. Luckily the kid will always have Australia.

Be kind of funny if a future King/Queen of England abdicated to become an Aussie!

I can't even imagine the crap-show if the Monarch abdicated the thrown of the United Kingdom, but kept the other 15 crowns.

Split the realms? Interesting idea.

Though he should base out of Canada... being by far the largest (in size, population, economy, etc) of the remaining 15 realms and all.

[raydan]

DonnaWho DonnaWho:

It is easy to tell when someone has been watching too much porn... they say inappropriate things to the wrong people.

What are you wearing?

[DanSC]

saturn_656 saturn_656:

Though he should base out of Canada... being by far the largest (in size, population, economy, etc) of the remaining 15 realms and all.

Or Australia. Better weather and Holden Commodores.

[saturn_656]

DanSC DanSC:

saturn_656 saturn_656:

Though he should base out of Canada... being by far the largest (in size, population, economy, etc) of the remaining 15 realms and all.

Or Australia. Better weather and Holden Commodores.

Too many things that skitter along the ground and can kill you.

[Unsound]

martin14 martin14:

Since you now have to 'opt in'
to see some bewbs, you can be sure all your online activity will be monitored 24/7, and you will be put on the 'special' list.

For anyone who thinks this is only about porn, they are also going to black out Firstrow.eu, which streams footie...

and my Nascar..
and my hockey..


Meanwhile, the jihadi sites will be fine and free for all.

Why would they be blocking out sports sites? Just bad filtering technology?