[Newsbot]

Title: Estibaliz Carranza confesses to dismembering and freezing her lovers
Category: Law & Order
Posted By: kitty
Date: 2012-11-20 01:57:21

[Regina]

Don't piss off the ice cream chick!

[CrazyNewfie]

While a normal person in the same circumstances would just leave the person they are with...You cheated on/belittled me, go f..k yourself! NO, lets instead shoot them and chop them up with a chainsaw. OK.

[Lemmy]

$1:

dismembering and freezing

She should have frozen them first. Easier on the chainsaw.

[Brenda]

Lemmy Lemmy:

$1:

dismembering and freezing

She should have frozen them first. Easier on the chainsaw.

I would think it would be a lot less messy also...

[andyt]

Lemmy Lemmy:

$1:

dismembering and freezing

She should have frozen them first. Easier on the chainsaw.

Can't speak for bodies, but hard packed snow is real rough on chainsaw chains.

[Lemmy]

...and blood and flesh and gore is rough on every other part of the saw.

[Canadian_Mind]

Chainsaw should do well with a frozen body, just needs to be frozen right through. Then you have to accept that your chain will need to be sharpened and oiled once you're done.

[raydan]

Wow, she's cute... I think that dismembering and freezing would be a small price to pay.

[Regina]

Just make sure you refuse nuts sprinkled on the cone.

[martin14]

Regina Regina:

Just make sure you refuse nuts sprinkled on the cone.

and chocolate sprinkles

[DrCaleb]

Canadian_Mind Canadian_Mind:

Chainsaw should do well with a frozen body, just needs to be frozen right through. Then you have to accept that your chain will need to be sharpened and oiled once you're done.

Then there are those that think a reciprocating saw with bimetal destruction blade solves that problem.

And isn't nearly as loud.

[sandorski]

raydan raydan:

Wow, she's cute... I think that dismembering and freezing would be a small price to pay.

Indeed. I probably wouldn't cheat on her, nor comment about her German. Her English likely sucks though.

[Regina]

Turns out they think she's crazy. Who'd have thunk?

http://news.nationalpost.com/2012/11/22 ... -ice-lady/

[raydan]

Really... really bad case of PMS.