[Newsbot]

Title: U.S. State Department: No secret plan to invade Canada
Category: Uncle Sam
Posted By: DanSC
Date: 2012-09-19 10:21:37
Canadian

[GreenTiger]

P

[llama66]

that we know of....

[DrCaleb]

That's what they want us to think . . .

[bootlegga]

That's usually what governments say just before they invade you...

[BartSimpson]

Sure. Foggy Bottom denies it and meanwhile the Pentagon is curiously silent on the topic.

[Proculation]

1812 revenge...

[raydan]

Father : What are your intentions with my daughter?
BF : I respect her and I'll be a perfect gentleman.



Secret plan : Ravish her!!!

[Strutz]

Go ahead... I be waiting...

[Gunnair]

Strutz Strutz:

Go ahead... I be waiting...

One more thing coming from the south to add to the 'Don't care' list.

[Brenda]

Crap. I'm so close to the border, when I throw a rock, it lands in the States.

[CanadianJeff]

I'm surprised they even care to deny it. It's never been a real threat since they are open to economically come and go as they please.

I'd expect Texas to leave the union before an invasion of Canada even became a remote possibility.

[BartSimpson]

Brenda Brenda:

Crap. I'm so close to the border, when I throw a rock, it lands in the States.

Please stop doing that. Thank you.

[Brenda]

BartSimpson BartSimpson:

Brenda Brenda:

Crap. I'm so close to the border, when I throw a rock, it lands in the States.

Please stop doing that. Thank you.

You don't like Canadian rocks?
They're awesome as pets! Stoned too

[CanadianJeff]

Brenda Brenda:

BartSimpson BartSimpson:

Brenda Brenda:

Crap. I'm so close to the border, when I throw a rock, it lands in the States.

Please stop doing that. Thank you.

You don't like Canadian rocks?
They're awesome as pets! Stoned too

I would so rep that up if I could.