[Newsbot]

Title: Minor-league hockey team offers Justin Bieber a tryout
Category: Showbiz
Posted By: Regina
Date: 2012-09-12 07:44:55
Canadian

[Regina]

I know guys that have played in this league and this team. 5'7" isn't going to cut it unless you can get the mascot suit on and drive the bus.

[2Cdo]

Trying to drum up attendance with the 7-12 year old girl set?

[Regina]

2Cdo 2Cdo:

Trying to drum up attendance with the 7-12 year old girl set?

In Bakersfield........they be farm girls!!

[QBC]

We'll all find out later that Justin has actually been drafted by the Bruins to play on a line with Marchand.

[2Cdo]

QBC QBC:

We'll all find out later that Justin has actually been drafted by the Bruins to play on a line with Marchand.

He'd actually be a much better fit with the Sedin sisters. They're about as tough as he is.

Still bitter about the Bruins outplaying, outhitting, and outscoring your Europeans.

[Thanos]

Feed the little bitch to Ogie Oglethorpe and do everyone a favour already.

[xerxes]

Whoever drills Bieber's face into the boards first should get a spot on the roster. And get a spot for life if the check mangles his face and/or vocal chords.