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Title: Texas woman suing Dallas Cowboys over 'burned buttocks' | Fox News
Category: Strange
Posted By: maldonsfecht
Date: 2012-08-21 07:38:30

[raydan]

Caution...
...coffee is hot and may burn you
...knife is sharp and may cut you
...people are stupid and may sue you

[PublicAnimalNo9]

$1:

In a lawsuit filed last week in Tarrant Count, Jennelle Carrillo said the black marble bench was in direct sunlight on a hot August afternoon before a Cowboys scrimmage last year. A weather official says the high temperature on that day was 101 degrees.

The lawsuit claims there were no warnings about sitting on the benches in hot weather.

Did this stunned twat skip EVERY science class during her school years? Has she NEVER touched a black coloured car in summer? Has she never noticed the heat coming off of asphalt when it's over 100F outside?

I think I'm going to develop a new line of insurance products...Moron Insurance. This will protect businesses and individuals when stupid people manage to hurt themselves on someone else's property due to their own ignorance and stupidity.

Never mind, I'd prolly go broke in no time flat considering the declining IQ rate around the world.

[saturn_656]

PublicAnimalNo9 PublicAnimalNo9:

I think I'm going to develop a new line of insurance products...Moron Insurance. This will protect businesses and individuals when stupid people manage to hurt themselves on someone else's property due to their own ignorance and stupidity.

Never mind, I'd prolly go broke in no time flat considering the declining IQ rate around the world.

The premiums would be astronomical.

[Brenda]

saturn_656 saturn_656:

PublicAnimalNo9 PublicAnimalNo9:

I think I'm going to develop a new line of insurance products...Moron Insurance. This will protect businesses and individuals when stupid people manage to hurt themselves on someone else's property due to their own ignorance and stupidity.

Never mind, I'd prolly go broke in no time flat considering the declining IQ rate around the world.

The premiums would be astronomical.

Why do you think health care is so expensive in the US?

[PENATRATOR]

Was she good looking?

[Regina]

I doubt it........she probably has more chins than a Chinese phone book too.

[ShepherdsDog]

Did she smell bacon cooking when she sat down?

[Gunnair]

PENATRATOR PENATRATOR:

Was she good looking?

[ShepherdsDog]

Brenda torched her tooshie?

[Strutz]

Yeah... don't you just hate it when that happens?

Grab a brain cell darlin' and take responsibility for your own ignorance.



I did get a kick out of the commentary (video did not work but audio did) from Fox News about what a bummer this asinine story is though!

[CanadianODST]

I guess they're gonna need a new sign as a result of this.
*WARNING*
Sun Is Hot.