[Newsbot]

Title: New Law Requires Porn Stars To Use Condoms
Category: Showbiz
Posted By: BeaverFever
Date: 2012-03-05 21:54:39
Canadian

[martin14]

Move production to BC.

[OnTheIce]

Production will just move. Nobody wants to see a rubber in porn.

[Brenda]

Then edit it out. Oh wait, that takes skills and time and time=money.

[raydan]

Like a hard hat in construction... what's the problem?

[BartSimpson]

So if you have your porn stars start attending school in the USA then Sandra Fluke will make sure that their condom use is subsidized.

[Brenda]

Omg. The ignorance...

[Regina]

As long as it doesn't wreck the intricate story line.........who cares?

[BartSimpson]

Regina Regina:

As long as it doesn't wreck the intricate story line.........who cares?

[Public_Domain]

[Unsound]

Where do I apply to work at Pornosec? Cause I'd take a pay cut for that job.

[Thanos]

Bah. They're all just going to set up shop in red-state Nevada anyway. Los Angeles = Great Satan, Las Vegas = Little Satan.

What's the point of a "porn industry" anyway when half the married people in the US are filming themselves and posting it for free on the internet?

[Public_Domain]

[raydan]

Unsound Unsound:

Where do I apply to work at Pornosec? Cause I'd take a pay cut for that job.

Condom Inspector...

Making sure the guys are wearing their condoms correctly?




You can have it!

[Unsound]

I was thinking of more of an executive position. Or maybe HR. I could audition interview the starlets.