Holy fuck, six pages of whining about a joke? Get a life.
Perhaps after someone who has fired a bullet into their heart has died in your arms, or after you have cleaned up the blood and gore from an attempted murder/suicide, or perhaps after you have picked up and bagged pieces of human skull and scraped grey matter off ceiling and walls, you too will no longer find anything about suicide as humorous. Got any funny pedophile jokes to share with us? Idiot!
I'm sure I could think of a few.
romanP
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Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2009 3:31 pm
Gunnair Gunnair:
romanP romanP:
Holy fuck, six pages of whining about a joke? Get a life.
And you felt compelled to add to the noise.
Predictable.
I'm not whining about a joke for six pages. I'm mocking you for whining about a joke for six pages. If you don't like it, stop reading it and go do something else.
Choban
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Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2009 3:46 pm
I'm hesitant to add to this post, but I will. Please keep in mind that I have a brother in law and a friend lost to suicide and I in no way find it funny. I don't find Mr.C's post funny either but thats just my opinion.
Fact of the matter is that "attempted suicide" is nothing more than a cry for help, if someone REALLY wants to die they will and it will only take 1 try.
Mr. C has a right to his opinion and all of you have a right to your reactions, I think it's time to move on now.
Thanos
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Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2009 3:48 pm
Suicide by freight train? Such a poor person clearly needs help. I actually worked with an old CPR'er who had to do the clean up after a couple of such incidents. The best he could say about it was that it would have been over fast and with no pain whatsoever. All I can say is that I'm glad it wasn't me who had to be anywhere near the aftermath. I freak out easily around such things.
Gotta admit though, if it'd been suicide by Lionel train then I would have been totally fucking impressed.
(ZING! Now that's what you call quality gallows humour! )
Bodah
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Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2009 3:50 pm
romanP romanP:
Actually, you can be killed by lying between the tracks, so it's amazing that she lived. If a train is moving fast enough, it will create a vacuum under the train and turn you into dog food.
They did the train vacuum thing on Mythbusters - Busted.
Blue_Nose
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Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2009 7:42 pm
Doesn't look like they were trying to commit suicide, but it's pretty fucking crazy.
(not graphic whatsoever)
Also, I don't know what you people think you're accomplishing in this thread - best reaction is to add a person to your blocked list and find better things to get riled up about. All I ever see is "This post was made by X who is currently on your ignore list." - until, of course, someone just has to go quote them and respond to their stupidity.
Gunnair
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Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2009 7:52 pm
romanP romanP:
Gunnair Gunnair:
romanP romanP:
Holy fuck, six pages of whining about a joke? Get a life.
And you felt compelled to add to the noise.
Predictable.
I'm not whining about a joke for six pages. I'm mocking you for whining about a joke for six pages. If you don't like it, stop reading it and go do something else.
You are exactly whining about six pages of bickering. Try to man up, for Christ's sake, and admit it.
romanP
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Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 1:54 am
Sure, whatever. You're still here, whining for seven pages about a joke. Go mow your lawn or something.