[Zipperfish]

BartSimpson BartSimpson:

Just a little point here, Zip. You need to ask why it is that Muslims get all offended if you eat with your left hand.

[HaRdLy]

Zipperfish Zipperfish:

HaRdLy HaRdLy:

How is what I said propaganda when it is my experience of working with muslims. I think you need to go back to school and take a reading comprehension course.

Here is what you said:

HaRdLy HaRdLy:

Dog's are 99.9% cleaner then most Muslims I have had the smelly displeasure of working with.

It really doesn't take a lot of reading comprehension to understand that. YHou're coming through loud and clear, bigot.

Maybe I'll explain it to you Zipperhead. It has been MY experience that most of the Muslims I have worked with, were just plain and simple dirty. Never have I said that ALL Muslims are this way.

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[Zipperfish]

HaRdLy HaRdLy:

Zipperfish Zipperfish:

HaRdLy HaRdLy:

How is what I said propaganda when it is my experience of working with muslims. I think you need to go back to school and take a reading comprehension course.

Here is what you said:

HaRdLy HaRdLy:

Dog's are 99.9% cleaner then most Muslims I have had the smelly displeasure of working with.

It really doesn't take a lot of reading comprehension to understand that. YHou're coming through loud and clear, bigot.

Maybe I'll explain it to you Zipperhead. It has been MY experience that most of the Muslims I have worked with, were just plain and simple dirty. Never have I said that ALL Muslims are this way.

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Adn that makes YOU a bigot.

[xerxes]

BartSimpson BartSimpson:

Just a little point here, Zip. You need to ask why it is that Muslims get all offended if you eat with your left hand.

The same reason that my parents and grandparents got their left hands behind their backs in school way back when; religious superstition.

[HaRdLy]

Ok Zipperhead.

[GreenTiger]

xerxes xerxes:

BartSimpson BartSimpson:

Just a little point here, Zip. You need to ask why it is that Muslims get all offended if you eat with your left hand.

The same reason that my parents and grandparents got their left hands behind their backs in school way back when; religious superstition.

No, they used their left hand the way we use toilet paper.

[Zipperfish]

GreenTiger GreenTiger:

No, they used their left hand the way we use toilet paper.

I'll be frank with you; toilet paper ain't exactly a big improvement--especially the one-ply stuff in the Johnny-on-the-Spot.

[ShepherdsDog]

That stuff they used to have in the dispensers at school was even worse. Who the fuck came up with the idea of having young kids use 1 ply laminated paper, the size of a postage stamp, to wipe their asse? You need something that could double as a catcher's mitt.

[EyeBrock]

Hey, try a being a kid in England in the 70's and 80's. That bog roll was like the stuff you lot call 'parchment paper' for baking. Ripped my arse to bits!

I bet those cheap Limey's still use that shite.

[ShepherdsDog]

Sounds like what we had to use. it dispensed in single sheets that maybe covered your finger tips. In highschool I brought my own private stash.

[Zipperfish]

The Japanese apparently have bidets that also blowdry your butt for you. Now that is civilized!

Wiki: Toilets in Japan

$1:

As of 2002, almost half of all private homes in Japan have such a toilet, exceeding the number of households with a personal computer. While the toilet looks like a Western-style toilet at first glance, there are numerous additional features—such as blow dryer, seat heating, massage options, water jet adjustments, automatic lid opening, automatic flushing, wireless control panel, room heating and air conditioning for the room—included either as part of the toilet or in the seat. These features can be accessed by an (often wireless) control panel attached to the seat or mounted on a nearby wall.

here's teh control panel:

[EyeBrock]

I always like the Frogs, I mean French for the arse-washing bidet. Good fun.

[ShepherdsDog]

$1:

The Japanese apparently have bidets that also blowdry your butt for you. Now thatis civilized!

not if someone fucks with the pressure setting on the water and it blows your colon out of your nostrils. now if they would only build more toilets that don't look like urinals stuck in the floor.

[Zipperfish]

OK, I'm laughing so hard now, my colon is about to shoot out my nose.

Off home

c ya

[EyeBrock]

Yea, the Japanese need to take a design course on this bidet thing. It looks like something from an ER.

I'd be thinking that my very sensitive bits were in a bit of danger from that display panel.

Not good!