[Gunnair]

Mr_Canada Mr_Canada:

Gunnair Gunnair:

Mr_Canada Mr_Canada:

3 pages... Wasn't expecting that (thought it'd be looked over like my
"Heads will roll" comments about the Greyhound Beheading)

Anyway... Nova, I have attempted suicide... And there are people
in my life who have failed, and some have succeeded.

As a teenager, I deal with people bitching about suicide everyday.
Kids coming to school with huge deep gashes in their arms, or right after
getting their stomach pumped after swallowing the medicine cabinet...

After my little pathetic suicidal moments, I've created comedy out of it
and made sure I wouldn't consider such a foolish and ridiculous option again.

Don't think I'm beyond helping these people or anything.

Laugh at your own attempts then if that helps you cope, and share your observations if you think there is value.

But spare the rest of us your immature and insensitive observations of the issues of others.

I think I'd rather keep it up, because the last 3 pages if disgust at my Non-PR
comment was funnier then anything I could have come up with.

No one is a realist anymore these days. So wrapped up in emotion.
That's all they can do now. Grunt grunt grunt! Animal emotions.

"Must... Overreact... Must... Throw fit... Grunt Grunt"

Must ... be... jackass... Cannot... contribute... must get attention some way...



Hey, if it helps you get through the day by pokin' fun at other's poeple issues, then go for it. There'll be plenty here to sort out the intervention for you.

That being said, you were certainly whining like a gutshot dog on the CKA facebook group because you were banned. Think this'll help?

[Gunnair]

Mr_Canada Mr_Canada:

RUEZ RUEZ:

You are no George Carlin. He's also not commenting on an actual real case of someone attempting suicide.

This is starting to get boring.

So, what's the issue here, "too soon"?

I've made much worse jokes then this...

Hence the previous banning maybe?

Could be that it wasn't funny, and your desire for attention, even negative attention, is starting you down the wrong path again.

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[Gunnair]

Mr_Canada Mr_Canada:

Gunnair Gunnair:

Must ... be... jackass... Cannot... contribute... must get attention some way...



Hey, if it helps you get through the day by pokin' fun at other's poeple issues, then go for it. There'll be plenty here to sort out the intervention for you.

Intervention?

It doesn't help me "get through the day", I'm not that much of a sadist.
It's just what I consider a realistic comment that is somewhat in general
to what a lot of people on CKA would say if a specific case wasn't mentioned.
But as soon as it does, no one's got stones enough to say what they want
anymore. It turns into mod rule.

Funny, this is the website where I specifically remember a Separatist dying
in Quebec and much of the users here said immediately "Good".

$1:

That being said, you were certainly whining like a gutshot dog on the CKA facebook group because you were banned. Think this'll help?

Whining like a gunshot dog? I made a single comment. One. Highlighting only that I was banned. Followed by a frowny face. A year ago.

Oh Lordy lordy lordy!

Hardly realistic, somewhat sadistic, certainly free from empathy.

Don't flatter yourself that you've got 'stones' here. You've made a comment on an annonymous internet forum.

That hardly qualifies as anything even remotely heroic.

[Gunnair]

Mr_Canada Mr_Canada:

Gunnair Gunnair:

Mr_Canada Mr_Canada:

This is starting to get boring.

So, what's the issue here, "too soon"?

I've made much worse jokes then this...

Hence the previous banning maybe?

Could be that it wasn't funny, and your desire for attention, even negative attention, is starting you down the wrong path again.

I wasn't banned for my jokes. I was banned for being a terrible internet drunk,
and causing general disarray for dozens of pages in the FUCK thread.
Then further banned for violating my original one-week ban.

One of my worse jokes is a shirt I wear that I've mentioned here on CKA before.
It has the Twin Towers on it, and under it says "Who's up for Jenga?".

Don't lay awake at night pondering why people don't invite you to birthday parties.

[novachick]

Mr_Canada Mr_Canada:

3 pages... Wasn't expecting that (thought it'd be looked over like my
"Heads will roll" comments about the Greyhound Beheading)

Anyway... Nova, I have attempted suicide... And there are people
in my life who have failed, and some have succeeded. Shit, I brought my
"emo" crap to CKA constantly last year, it was one of the (many)
reasons that people wanted me banned from the FUCK thread.
(and they got their wish met for more then half a year)

As a teenager, I deal with people bitching about suicide everyday.
Kids coming to school with huge deep gashes in their arms, or right after
getting their stomach pumped after swallowing the medicine cabinet...

After my little pathetic suicidal moments, I've created comedy out of it
and made sure I wouldn't consider such a foolish and ridiculous option again.

Don't think I'm beyond helping these people or anything.

You need help C. I'm not being a smart ass here, you need clinical help.

[Brenda]

Just fyi... I don't think suicide is funny, but I am not willing to take the whole worlds problems on my shoulders. And yes, I might have a weird sense of humour, but since this lady is still living to tell the tale, I think we could be joking.

[Gunnair]

Brenda Brenda:

Just fyi... I don't think suicide is funny, but I am not willing to take the whole worlds problems on my shoulders. And yes, I might have a weird sense of humour, but since this lady is still living to tell the tale, I think we could be joking.

We all have our opinions...

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[novachick]

Mr_Canada Mr_Canada:

novachick novachick:

You need help C. I'm not being a smart ass here, you need clinical help.

I have clinical help, For... Dun dun dun, Depression and Suicidal Tendencies! Whoda thunkit.

Do you talk to your psychiatrist/psychologist like this?

[Gunnair]

Mr_Canada Mr_Canada:

Gunnair Gunnair:

Don't lay awake at night pondering why people don't invite you to birthday parties.

$1:

Dude, lol, people love my crass humour,

Obviously, judging by the responses here.

$1:

High School students aren't puritans. They generally "get it" a lot more then any
adults I tell my shit too.

Eight year olds find the potty talk of other eight year olds funny as well.

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[Gunnair]

Mr_Canada Mr_Canada:

novachick novachick:

You need help C. I'm not being a smart ass here, you need clinical help.

I have clinical help, For... Dun dun dun, Depression and Suicidal Tendencies! Whoda thunkit.

I hope you don't stop it, it seems like you need help with empathy amongst other things.