Thanos Thanos:
They'd probably regard Immortan Joe as some kind of liberal pussy for the way he periodically gave away water without demanding something, like other people's souls, in return.

I used to collect people's souls. I'd ask them idf they were religious and if they said "no" I'd offer them two bucks for their soul. I said, "If you don't believe in a soul, this is just me giving you two bucks." Anyways I had about a dozen of them in my wallet, but then I accidnetally stuck the wallet through the wash. So that washing machine has them all now. True story.