[Pyra_cantha]

$1:

An atheist and entrepreneur from North Hampshire set up a service to look after the pets of those who believe they will be raptured. He has more than 250 clients who are paying up to $135 to have their pets picked up and cared for after disaster strikes.

They would be disappointed twice, he told the Wall Street Journal. "Once because they weren't raptured and again because I don't do refunds."

Now that is hilarious.

Seeing as this guy has falsely predicted the end of the world in the past he is a false profit and should have been stoned to death for it back in when he failed to make a correct prophecy in September of 1994.

The time he said the world will end is at around 6 PM, he's in California, so That is about 2 and a half hours from now. I wonder if this earthquake that will mark the start of the end has anything to do with that earthquake that the pacific coast is expecting.

[Proculation]

Are you dead yet ?

[Brenda]

Are you? I'm still waiting for this rain to become a flood...
Then again, if only my neck of the woods would cease to exist, it would hardly be "Doomsday". More like "relief".

[Dayseed]

Um, I got raptured.

[Pyra_cantha]

Dayseed Dayseed:

Um, I got raptured.

I hope the rapturer wore a rubber.

[Dayseed]

Pyra_cantha Pyra_cantha:

Dayseed Dayseed:

Um, I got raptured.

I hope the rapturer wore a rubber.

Well dammit. I thought it was fishy that God would send a windowless Astrovan to rapture me, but you know, mysterious ways and all that.

Note to Christians, if "God" reeks of gin, it's probably not him.

[Brenda]

Pyra_cantha Pyra_cantha:

Dayseed Dayseed:

Um, I got raptured.

I hope the rapturer wore a rubber.

I hope it didn't rupture...

[raydan]

Oprah Winfrey leaving after 25 years, Regis Philbin retiring and Mary Hart leaving Entertainment Tonight.


The world must be ending...

[Brenda]

Nah, it's just a new beginning

[saturn_656]

Still alive in NWO... T +01:07:59

[SprCForr]

I sincerely hope that none of the followers take their life over this.

[andyt]

SprCForr SprCForr:

I sincerely hope that none of the followers take their life over this.

Never thought about that. But I doubt it. This sort of thing has been going on since shortly after Jesus got himself nailed on the cross. His disciples thought he would return for them in their lifetime. But the believers are a resilient bunch. And, if they commite suicide they are sure not to go to heaven. I'm sure even Harold Camping will find some reason why he was wrong this time, but next time's the charm.

[GreenTiger]

Well we are all still here so much for this doomsday prediction.

[raydan]

Damn it!!!

I had to re-update my Facebook status to "un-raptured".

[Strutz]

Yep...

I'm still here... guess I'll have to pay that visa bill afterall.