[raydan]

$1:

Blow the great trumpet for our freedom and raise the banner for the ingathering of the exiles and gather us together from the four corners of the earth, and may our eyes behold the return to Zion in mercy.

I know that the plan is to bring all Jews living outside of the country back to Israel, but there is some discord, especially between the US Jews and Israel Jews. Israel wants US Jew to immigrate back, but even zealous Zionists in the U.S. tend to send money instead and many feel that their contributions entitle them to a say in Israel's affairs.

Anybody want to make an educated guess on how many Jews living outside of the country would go want to immigrate to Israel? Or is this just wishful thinking???

[desertdude]

EyeBrock EyeBrock:

desertdude desertdude:

No thank you please, no hugs from the soap avoiders if you don't mind

And the olive branch is spurned with an insult. Very telling!

Aww, if you get offended by that, then you must have real tough time with the Ozzies who have a trademark on that. Doesn't help you folks calling them convicts either !

The Ashes anyone ?

[BartSimpson]

EyeBrock EyeBrock:

desertdude desertdude:

No thank you please, no hugs from the soap avoiders if you don't mind

And the olive branch is spurned with an insult. Very telling!

I'd not be too offended. Bear in mind he's living in a country where many of his neighbors still have yet to figure out how to use toilet paper.

(To all those who've never been over yonder for a visit, let me just say there's a really good reason why people in the UAE don't touch each other or their food with their left hand.)

[desertdude]

BartSimpson BartSimpson:

EyeBrock EyeBrock:

desertdude desertdude:

No thank you please, no hugs from the soap avoiders if you don't mind

And the olive branch is spurned with an insult. Very telling!

I'd not be too offended. Bear in mind he's living in a country where many of his neighbors still have yet to figure out how to use toilet paper.

(To all those who've never been over yonder for a visit, let me just say there's a really good reason why people in the UAE don't touch each other or their food with their left hand.)

LOOOOL Bart you don't want to go there !

Let me just ask you this instead, why do you take a shower, why not just rub yourself down with some old newspaper instead then

[Pseudonym]

Because we need our newspaper for kindling. It sure ain't worth reading.

[Zipperfish]

I really don't think we're that further ahead with toilet paper, to tell you the truth. WE could learn a lot from the Japanese on this one. I'm not a well-travelled person myself, but apparently they have appliances that wash and blow dry. Maybe they could add a sprtiz of peppermint too!

[hurley_108]

Zipperfish Zipperfish:

I really don't think we're that further ahead with toilet paper, to tell you the truth. WE could learn a lot from the Japanese on this one. I'm not a well-travelled person myself, but apparently they have appliances that wash and blow dry. Maybe they could add a sprtiz of peppermint too!

I think that would burn...

[Zipperfish]

hurley_108 hurley_108:

Zipperfish Zipperfish:

I really don't think we're that further ahead with toilet paper, to tell you the truth. WE could learn a lot from the Japanese on this one. I'm not a well-travelled person myself, but apparently they have appliances that wash and blow dry. Maybe they could add a sprtiz of peppermint too!

I think that would burn...

Actually, you're right. Perhaps some kind of sphincterial emollient then?

[desertdude]

Well have a lot of places here with those automated japanese loos !

Its a bummer when it stops working midway though !

[hurley_108]

Zipperfish Zipperfish:

hurley_108 hurley_108:

Zipperfish Zipperfish:

I really don't think we're that further ahead with toilet paper, to tell you the truth. WE could learn a lot from the Japanese on this one. I'm not a well-travelled person myself, but apparently they have appliances that wash and blow dry. Maybe they could add a sprtiz of peppermint too!

I think that would burn...

Actually, you're right. Perhaps some kind of sphincterial emollient then?

[PublicAnimalNo9]

WIPE TIL IT'S WHITE DAMMIT!!!

[Zipperfish]

And then you find yourself in some cheap place where all they got is the single ply and you swear to good you can still see the wood chips in it. I mean c'mon people--we pupt a man on the moon (allegedly)--can't we do better than medieval shit tickets!

[EyeBrock]

desertdude desertdude:

EyeBrock EyeBrock:

desertdude desertdude:

No thank you please, no hugs from the soap avoiders if you don't mind

And the olive branch is spurned with an insult. Very telling!

Aww, if you get offended by that, then you must have real tough time with the Ozzies who have a trademark on that. Doesn't help you folks calling them convicts either !

The Ashes anyone ?

Keep up DD, the Aussies are getting hammered by England at the moment and I take it as you gave it. Insert emoticon of your choice here.

[desertdude]

Well does look like the soap dodgers have the upper hand at the moment

[EyeBrock]

Pakistan is such a fragrant country DD. Those in glass houses.....