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That's rich coming from a guy who is nervous about walking by a paddock for fear of one(or more) of the lambs spotting him and bleating out'Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaddy".
Never been nervous about that. The physics of any of the wee MacDonald lads fighting through the proverbial armies of Campbells (I know I know - Campbell motto of first to land last to leave and all that) deems it unlikely any of the cavorting lambs are chockered with MacDonald DNA.
No, it's more the cross the MacDonalds bear for servicing the Campbell herd has been having to utter the more grating sound of "Sou-ee" to the shed in order to prepare the Campbell ladies for another round from the Lordship of the Isles.