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PostPosted: Tue Sep 07, 2010 7:07 am
 


Rather be around less attractive chicks that are fun to be with than beautiful women that are full of themselves and act like retards.


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 07, 2010 7:19 am
 


QBall QBall:
Rather be around less attractive chicks that are fun to be with than beautiful women that are full of themselves and act like retards.



Either is less than likely in a UK pub.


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 07, 2010 1:15 pm
 


Yes they don't all look and act like Diana Rigg.


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 07, 2010 1:17 pm
 


Fuck, I have never had a abad time in the UK (except when actually working with the British Army).
Socially I loved it, and I thought the chicks were awesome, never been to a place where 90% of the broads were packing HUGE funbags, it's ridiculous!
I'd gladly head over to the UK to look after the ladies if the panty wastes that came up with this study can't handle them.


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 07, 2010 2:40 pm
 


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Fuck, I have never had a abad time in the UK (except when actually working with the British Army).
Socially I loved it, and I thought the chicks were awesome, never been to a place where 90% of the broads were packing HUGE funbags, it's ridiculous!
I'd gladly head over to the UK to look after the ladies if the panty wastes that came up with this study can't handle them.


I knew you would like UK slappers!


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 07, 2010 6:51 pm
 


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Now, it may be true that 'We" aren't always the best lookin ones at the dance, and it may also be a fact that indeed it was either a Cambell or a Ferguson who invented sex,but it is a fact that it was the MacDonalds who introduced sex to women!

And MacDonald women have been enjoying each other ever since.....seeing the MacDonald men suffer from.....short comings.


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 07, 2010 8:19 pm
 


ShepherdsDog ShepherdsDog:
Yogi Yogi:
Now, it may be true that 'We" aren't always the best lookin ones at the dance, and it may also be a fact that indeed it was either a Cambell or a Ferguson who invented sex,but it is a fact that it was the MacDonalds who introduced sex to women!

And MacDonald women have been enjoying each other ever since.....seeing the MacDonald men suffer from.....short comings.


And Campbell women have been wishing for those MacDonald shortcomings because of the un-ewe-sual desires of those Campbell 'men'.


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 07, 2010 8:25 pm
 


That's rich coming from a guy who is nervous about walking by a paddock for fear of one(or more) of the lambs spotting him and bleating out'Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaddy".


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ShepherdsDog ShepherdsDog:
That's rich coming from a guy who is nervous about walking by a paddock for fear of one(or more) of the lambs spotting him and bleating out'Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaddy".


Never been nervous about that. The physics of any of the wee MacDonald lads fighting through the proverbial armies of Campbells (I know I know - Campbell motto of first to land last to leave and all that) deems it unlikely any of the cavorting lambs are chockered with MacDonald DNA.

No, it's more the cross the MacDonalds bear for servicing the Campbell herd has been having to utter the more grating sound of "Sou-ee" to the shed in order to prepare the Campbell ladies for another round from the Lordship of the Isles.


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 07, 2010 9:44 pm
 


Here's an old tale:

A Campbell clansmen, who was lame in one foot, was laughed at by some Clan MacDonald soldiers on account of his lameness. "I'm here to stand and fight, " he said, "not to run!"

Lordship of an Isle, populated by gulls and a few seals, is more like it.


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 07, 2010 10:21 pm
 


ShepherdsDog ShepherdsDog:
That's rich coming from a guy who is nervous about walking by a paddock for fear of one(or more) of the lambs spotting him and bleating out'Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaddy".



And tis also true that in 1872, or thereabouts, a Campbell was the first to come up with the brilliant idea of using a sheep's bladder for a condom.
However, twas a MacDonald who refined the idea by removing the bladder from the sheep first!!


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