[fifeboy]

PluggyRug PluggyRug:

Proculation Proculation:

How can you hit a clay target with a 4oz slug ? You have to be a hell of a shooter.

The shotgun shell contain #7 shot.

What? Were they "upland ducks?"

[herbie]

He couldn't have shot them, he lives in a damn subdivision.

The old guy across the street got so pissed at crows the other day he shot at them, it went thru the crow, bounced off the pavement on the street, ricocheted off the barbeque next door and through their front window. Must have hit sideways after the ricochet, the whole freaking window disintegrated. The RCMP just took his gun away, didn't charge him. He's 78 or 79 and still sharp enough not to argue and end up with a charge too.
Lucky in another way too. The house next door is a foreclosed shitshack and the kids took his $75 bought beer and hung plastic for a front window.
And yes, I'm moving. This street's turned into Jerry Springerville.