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PostPosted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 9:14 am
 


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truth hurts don't it... harper is a major liar and asshole.. dickwad.. king wanna be and calgary dumb ass... should be shot and pissed on



A 52 year old Canadian/French man without a drivers license :lol:
what kind of protected life has that scrawny little wimp had. How does he get to all his outdoorsy activities? Outdoorsy for him is probably walking 2 blocks to the library in winter.


If you had intelligence (which you don't) you would do a little research instead of relying on tory propaganda and bullshit.. if a person has a disability, is physically or mentally challengecd, isn't in the tory view good to look at or doesn't speak English well.. ( which is 3/4 of the population) you make the people to make fun of list of the torys.. you are ignorant in knowledge of M.Dion and perhaps you might take a minute to get to know him so you at least would have a clue of what you are talking about.. you are a brainwashed rednecked tory with little knowledge of what is going on outside alberta.. and if you take a poll (which you fools seem to rely on so much) of how many people do not have a drivers license.. it might surprise you.. in eastern Canada where civilized people live you dont always need a car.. we can even walk on the street because there is not tory bullshit or horseshit on the road


if anybody either left or right can make any sense of this post, please translate, I am having trouble seeing it for the tears rolling down my cheeks.


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Oh I love it when the liberals get all cranky, I'd be all pissed off if I had some queer little fellow like dion as a "leader". What do you have to look foward to with a girl that has a penis leading your party.



If you had 100millionth of his brain you might qualify as a human being.
he has more intelligence in one finger than harper has in his whole body..


Guy, you know that people think with their brains, not with their fingers, right? What sort of intelligence does Dion have IN his finger exactly that you think makes it worthy of mention?


Wow are you intelligent.. heard of a metaphor in the English language.. to explain for you people who left school to work in the oil fields after grade 5...
The comparison between saying "he has more brain in his finger is an indication that the person I directed the comment to is an imbecile... here I will define it for you as found in the dictionary... imbecile idiot moron retard stupid dumbass fool loser cretin tard ignorant..
found under a search for Harper.Bush and Mulroney...
if you give me your address I will mail a dicitonary to you so you can catch up.. :)


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 9:17 am
 


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If you had 100millionth of his brain you might qualify as a human being.
he has more intelligence in one finger than harper has in his whole body..


Guy, you know that people think with their brains, not with their fingers, right? What sort of intelligence does Dion have IN his finger exactly that you think makes it worthy of mention?


Wow are you intelligent.. heard of a metaphor in the English language.. to explain for you people who left school to work in the oil fields after grade 5...
The comparison between saying "he has more brain in his finger is an indication that the person I directed the comment to is an imbecile... here I will define it for you as found in the dictionary... imbecile idiot moron retard stupid dumbass fool loser cretin tard ignorant..
found under a search for Harper.Bush and Mulroney...
if you give me your address I will mail a dicitonary to you so you can catch up.. :)


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Kenny cant make a post without mentioning Bush.

I think he secretely has the hots for ol dubya. 8O


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 2:01 pm
 


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A 52 year old Canadian/French man without a drivers license :lol:
what kind of protected life has that scrawny little wimp had. How does he get to all his outdoorsy activities? Outdoorsy for him is probably walking 2 blocks to the library in winter.


Are you kidding? He doesn't have a drivers license? That can't be true.

I hope its because he's rich and has a limo drive him around or some physical impairment or at least a DUI.


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Let's take ol' Kenmore's latest ouevre and examine it closely for anything that resembles "itnllegince" which he is so fond of describing.

kenmore kenmore:
If you had intelligence (which you don't) you would do a little research instead of relying on tory propaganda and bullshit..


Well here we have our first problem. Poor Kenmore makes an a priori assumption that nobody else does "research" (by which I gather he means 'web-surfin'). Where are the examples of the multitudes of research done by Kenmore? Fuck, who knows. Interestingly though, he separates Tory propoganda (which all parties release...it's how they sway votes) from bullshit. Ooops. Kenmore inadvertently makes the point that Tory propoganda isn't bullshit. Nice one Kenny!

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if a person has a disability, is physically or mentally challengecd, isn't in the tory view good to look at or doesn't speak English well..


Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaats going on in this sentence Kenny? Is this "intelligence" at work? Your stream of consciousness is scary!

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( which is 3/4 of the population) you make the people to make fun of list of the torys..


3/4 of the population is mentally challenged? Did you gather that one up from your "research" there Kenny or is that one straight out of the ol' poop-shoot? The second part of your fragmented idea just kind of rambles until you spit out "torys". Good show.

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you are ignorant in knowledge of M.Dion and perhaps you might take a minute to get to know him so you at least would have a clue of what you are talking about..


Firstly Kenny, aside from knowledge, what else would one be "ignorant in" concerning Dion? Ignorant of what his face looks like when you furiously dry-hump him? I'll let you wrestle with that one. It's going to be a tough fight Kenny! Make sure you rest beforehand. Secondly, remember when you chastised people reading Tory propaganda? What do you think published literature about Dion is? Everything out there about his character is currently unbiased? Then what's with all this sudden "woodsy-wisdom" shit (shout out to Camp Caribou)? That's Liberal propaganda. It may even be true!

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you are a brainwashed rednecked tory with little knowledge of what is going on outside alberta..


Kenny, Kenny, Kenny...may I call you Kenny? Your unsubstantiated ad hominem attack ends up going nowhere. Disagreement over policy doesn't mean the other person is "brainwashed". You believe aliens came down from Mars to shoot Kennedy...does that mean YOU are brainwashed?

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and if you take a poll (which you fools seem to rely on so much) of how many people do not have a drivers license.. it might surprise you..


And the answer is? You see Kenny, you're hinting that people without driver's licences aren't an oddity nor a rarity, but you don't substantiate it with anything. So, how many people DON'T have driver's licences and how would that compare with Dion being a little weirdo for not having one? There could be a substantial minority of people that pour mustard on manhole covers and then bang their heads into them, (hint hint Kenny, I know what you do on your weekends) but it doesn't equate to normal or acceptable.

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in eastern Canada where civilized people live you dont always need a car.. we can even walk on the street because there is not tory bullshit or horseshit on the road


Um, Kenny, doesn't "eastern Canada" predominantly vote Conservative in both federal and provincial elections? I know PEI and New Brunswick have recently bucked the provincial trend, but man, come on!


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 3:44 pm
 


kenmore kenmore:
Wow are you intelligent.. heard of a metaphor in the English language..


Oh Kenny, here we go again! I have heard of a metaphor. Shit, I use them all the time, even to order my daily solace each day at Tim Horton's. (Hint, hint Kenny, that was a metaphor!) What you used, poorly I might editorialize, was an analogy whereby you tried to draw inference that intelligence occupied quantifiable space, measured in fingers and bodies. What you don't understand is, I think you're stupid...and you just confirmed it.

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to explain for you people who left school to work in the oil fields after grade 5...


Why is the guy with the grade 3 education teaching the folks with the grade 5 education? Quit it Kenny, you're putting on airs!

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The comparison between saying "he has more brain in his finger is an indication that the person I directed the comment to is an imbecile


Okay, where's the other half of that comparison Kenny? You start off with the brain in the finger, but don't supply the requisite thing to which it is to be compared. You trail off into a poem about yourself, but you fail to finish that which you start. Ick.

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... here I will define it for you as found in the dictionary... imbecile idiot moron retard stupid dumbass fool loser cretin tard ignorant..


Kenny, Kenny, Kenny. That's not a dictionary you looked in, that was a thesaurus. Dictionaries have definitions of words, not synonyms. I'm here to help Kenny. Do you need a whistle? You can blow it when you need help and I'll come a runnin'. I'd give you a Bat-Signal, but you'd probably just stare at it until you went blind.

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found under a search for Harper.Bush and Mulroney...


No more jokes for you Kenny, you butcher them. You have all the humour of poke in the eye with a sharp stick. Well, that would be funny actually. Fine, Kenny, you're as funny as gravel.

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if you give me your address I will mail a dicitonary to you so you can catch up.. :)


Thanks Kenny! Please mail me your address and I'll send you directions to the nearest library to steal one to mail to me because sure as shit you don't have one to mail.


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 4:39 pm
 


Reverend Blair Reverend Blair:
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And this is the same guy, who's wife claims she picks out his clothes for him in the morning.


Well, at least he doesn't employ a stylist/clairvoyant to do it like Harper does.



Just because you claim to be something doesn't always make it so. She may claim she's a clairvoyant, but I really doubt she's anymore a clairvoyant, than Stephan Dion's a rugged outdoor family man.

But hey, I could be wrong so if you want confirmation about clairvoyants abilities maybe you should talk to Mrs. Chretien about the endorsement of her buddy Jo Jo Savard, clairvoyant extrordinaire.

Despite what the LPC spin doctors claim, you still can't make a silk purse out of a sows ear. Or in this case an outdoorsman out of an intellectual.

It was a nice try though. What's next week gonna bring, Stephan Dion, the intellectual carpenter?


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 5:15 pm
 


So what's the deal, Freakinoldguy? Dion can't get wardrobe advice from his wife, but it's okay for Harper to pay somebody? That somebody is obviously pretty flakey too...there's no such thing as a real clairvoyant.

Here's the deal...lots of real, everyday men get wardrobe advice from their wives. Not very many everyday guys hire a stylist/clairvoyant to dress them though.


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So what's the deal, Freakinoldguy? Dion can't get wardrobe advice from his wife, but it's okay for Harper to pay somebody? That somebody is obviously pretty flakey too...there's no such thing as a real clairvoyant.

Here's the deal...lots of real, everyday men get wardrobe advice from their wives. Not very many everyday guys hire a stylist/clairvoyant to dress them though.


After taking a gander at some of these NDP candidates, I think spending money on a stylist would be money well spent.


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 5:20 pm
 


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It was a nice try though. What's next week gonna bring, Stephan Dion, the intellectual carpenter?


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It was a nice try though. What's next week gonna bring, Stephan Dion, the intellectual carpenter?


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Reverend Blair Reverend Blair:
So what's the deal, Freakinoldguy? Dion can't get wardrobe advice from his wife, but it's okay for Harper to pay somebody? That somebody is obviously pretty flakey too...there's no such thing as a real clairvoyant.

Here's the deal...lots of real, everyday men get wardrobe advice from their wives. Not very many everyday guys hire a stylist/clairvoyant to dress them though.


It's not a big deal to get wardrobe advice from your wife. The big deal is "Dion may be the leader of the opposition, but Krieber is the CEO of Krieber-Dion Inc. She does the banking, writes the cheques, keeps the books, files the taxes and buys all of his clothes – even his underwear." (Chatelaine....The Kreiber Factor)

That's a little more than wardrobe advice. Most men can at least pick out their own underwear. A rugged outdoors man indeed.

As for the PM's alleged use of a clairvoyant. Well first of all, the CPC's say that she wasn't hired for her so called clairvoyant abilities, but for her abilities as a stylist.

But, if she's giving clairvoyant advice to the PM, you can be assured that it isn't about what underwear his wife should buy him. ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 5:56 pm
 


Keieber can be what ever she wants and do what ever she isn't in government.. by the way what does whats her name..? harper's wife do other than go to theatre.. never hear anything about social work or appearances.. she in the closet too?


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oops meant hiding in the closet not being in the closet.. totally different :)


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