Thanos Thanos:
Quit humping my leg already. It's getting boring. And kind of creepy.
Why, you only like it when you hump my leg? Am I doomed to always bee the humpee, never the humper? That's not right. And I'm such a better humper than you - I didn't misrepresent or make up shit about you, just pointed out the contradiction. I'm much more gentle than you, you should appreciate and learn from it.