BartSimpson BartSimpson:
Okay, so I want to see the Shaka Zulu movie with Adam Sandler cast in the lead role. Or maybe we can do a Pancho Villa tribute with Colin Ferrell playing Pancho?
See, if this kind of thing with Spiderman is okay then turnabout should also be fair, right?
Sandler would make a terrible Shaka. I'm thinking Collin Firth or Edward Norton.
The British commander (Henry Frere) can be played by Denzel Washington and his second in command by Will Smith. Star studded cast right here.
Frank Dumas, the mulatto/black Haitian writer of the Three Musketeers, one of France's greatest writers will be played a white man with blue eyes and straight hair in the upcoming movie about his life. Imagine Shakespeare was played by Don Cheedle?
This man:

Will be played by this man:

Marvel ain't got shit on historical revisionism via Hollywood.